Friday 7 February 2014

The Haters - "Future Cheers" (Sound of Pig SOP34) 1986

First of all may I make it clear that it is not clever to Hate anybody or anything, other than a few exceptions like: Lawyers,Bankers, Politicians,Talentless Celebrities,etc......the list goes on.Feel free to add to this list in the comments section.
Well,I suppose Hate is a too strong a word for the despicable cretins listed above, Disgust is more apt, maybe even Revulsion?
Can't say the same for The actual Haters, whose charming noise is quite on the opposite side of the sewer to the hideous pond-life of government officials.
Nick Lowe once warbled that he loved the sound of breaking glass, but, this record takes the BBC sound effects record to its logical zenith! Sample track 7a,"Smashing Glass 2",  from BBC Sound Effects volume 3; layer it over and over again,adding a tad of track 15, "Falling metal", from volume 5; repeat this for close to an hour, and you got yourself a sound collage representing a decaying society.
A fine way of annoying unwanted guests, again!

DOWNLOAD this cheery future HERE!

7 comments:

Devyn Smith said...

list of exceptions 1... slam poets

Pisŧöff said...

Beurocrats, didacts, toadies,syncophants, snitches, and them fuckers with their "heirloom tomatoes"

PV

Jonny Zchivago said...

Slam Poets....i concur. Syncophants,whatever they are,Sycophants definitely.This is looking a fine and comprehensive list of exceptions.

Anonymous said...

Haters are seriously overrated, even by noise standards. I mean if these guys really bought into the whole nihilism thing, they should have just shut the fuck up about it and instead of writing countless boring diatribes on the matter, done us all a favor and blew their brains out back in the 80's. Seriously, why the fuck do people even like "The Whipping," that was the single most lamest shit I ever heard.

Anonymous said...

Yes anonymous but all the noise bands took it to the brink of total nothingness - said that was it and they were done - there anti art statement was made and then lo and behold 5 minutes later they are back with another box set, gig, re-issue etc.
Dave Delay

Anonymous said...

Yes anonymous but all the noise bands took it to the brink of total nothingness - said that was it and they were done - there anti art statement was made and then lo and behold 5 minutes later they are back with another box set, gig, re-issue etc.
Dave Delay

Jonny Zchivago said...

Oh Dear, you don't like these Haters chaps do you mr Anonymous? I'll simply have to post the other two cassettes I have of these monkeys to wind you up further. But i think you have a good point of Noise artists shutting the fuck up.You can deconstruct something only to ground level;from there you have to build up again, or leave it as a wasteland.
Even that is pointless, which is probably the whole point of this accidental genre?