Various Artists – "Rise!" (Anal Probe – APIT49) 1985

 "Rise!" it says, like the last words of a dying revolutionary, like the fictional last words of Donald J. Trump.?....wishful thinking perhaps, but his last words should have been "Fight,Fight",when that sniper slightly grazed the ear of the Twatty Trumpster. This dick 'ead probably sees himself as some kind of american version of Che Guevara, but sadly the wrong sniper was allocated for the big orange bullseye himself.

I'm sailing rather close to the rocks with this subject matter.....people are getting visits from the FBI, and losing their jobs for saying the "wrong" thing in reference to the Charlie Kirk hit. That noble defender of 'Free Speech" himself, J D Vance has called for anyone making light of his pal's assassination to be reported to the relevant  authorities and dealt with accordingly. I thought that only happened in Europe,according to Jade-ster.

This administration has all the hallmarks of a revolution, with neighbors informing on each other,being told what to do by the fat gun toting bigot next-door, with Charlie Kirk's posthumous manifesto starting to be enforced. The shooter,whom,it turns out was in a gay relationship with and I quote, a biological male. Can therefore look forward to the first death by stoning execution in the USA...well...ever?.....to my knowledge anyway. Ironically,a unyielding advocate of the second amendment, Kirk proceeded to die by the sword he strongly argued for no matter how many children got in the way......MAGA endorsed collateral damage for the greater good.

I'm just waiting for my girlfriend....a biological female,.... to submit to me; according to the Gospel of Kirk......the new commandments.

This compilation tape, sounds like the torment that Charlie K isn't going through in that non-existent Hell the new stone-age has waiting for us.

To all our American Friends still there....Leave while you still can!

Or wait for ICE to add your name to the illegal Alien list,which is a much cheaper way to escape.I'm sure most European nations will welcome you...if you've got some money.

Tracklist:

A1 Comando Bruno– Brutbombaybruits
A2 Enhanta Bodler– Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Diamonds
A3 Irritant– Disection Fuck Up
A4 Comando Bruno– Reclamo Para Paseantes
A5 Pax Romana– Extract From Songs Of The Distorted Mind
B1 Pax Romana– Contd From Side One
B2 Comando Bruno– Los Descuidos De Marsha
B3 Enhanta Bodler – Another Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Etc Et
B4 Irritant– Pitiless

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Various Artists – "Eat The Rich : A Benefit Tape For War On Want" (Anal Probe – 003) 1984

There's a certain Nazi's care about the impoverished kinda of vibe going down here. I'm certain there was little or no funds raised from this lo-fi mish mash of dark bedsit land dwelling noise-niks. Its like those geezers who prowl the streets on 'Children In Need' Day with a Bucket collecting donations,then pop down the pub to spend the 'winnings'; but i have strong reservations whether this so-called benefit 'War tape for 'War on Want'raised enough for half a lager,never mind helping Kids with Cancer. Its probably a not so clever attempt to make the Industrial artists on here look more acceptable to decent society. Just what War On Want need is a Charity record on 'Anal Probe' records...especially on Children In Need Night? What is acceptable to these ears,is the cotton wool in the ears muffled sound quality so beloved in the offices of 'Die or DIY?'.The ferric Oxide coated playback heads of your cassette player will love you for it. Especially enhancing the terrible UK82 contributions from Society's Victims, making it even crapper than it was in 1984. There's a few pretty ordinary but dull and dampened industrial droning soundscapes that please the ear,even with the ear plugs out, and the traditional appearance of BBC sound Effects volume 2,"Marching Soldiers(120bpm)"...yes the exact same one that was used on "Holidays In The Sun".Only outscored by " Breaking Glass",also on volume 2. A favourite for DIY Industrial acts everywhere. UnKommuniti had some chap from geek miesters Stereo Lab as a member,if you're interested, which you're probably not.Just filling up the space with meaningless factoids. Mass In Black sounded quite good anyway. Finishing on a comforting note: We will get our chance to Eat The Rich soon enough,when they are dragged out of their Bunkers by their own security staff,and turned over, Alive, to the baying mob. ENJOY!

Tracklist:

A1 Un-Kommuniti – Yog Introduction
A2 Geschlekt Akt– The Slave
A3 Brides Of Christ II – The Tongues Of Boys And Girls
A4 Societys Victims – Reject Religion
A5 Opera For Infantry– Self Discipline
A6 Cause For Concern– Psyckick Pillocks
A7 Dark Party – Night Nurse
A8 Mass Of Black– Invision
A9 Berlinerluft– Point 1
B1 Societys Victims– Army
B2 Dark Party – The Edge
B3 Kteis Sekret– Fleischhaken
B4 A-Void– Necropolis
B5 Opera For Infantry– Laughter For Drowned Men
B6 Mass Of Black– Overseer
B7 Un-Kommuniti– On The Washington Monument
B8 Pacific 231 – Useless Weapon (Extract)
B9 A-Void– God Is Dead

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