Courtiszan - "Meretrix" (ZH27 - 606) 1999

Two more prolific collaborators a-collaborating.
That's right, its Reynols guitar nutter, Anla Courtis,and Zan Hoffman, that grinning loony and one man cassette and Cd-r production line.
This single track is not unlike the noise emitted by a concrete mixer full of fire alarms,ringing telephones,various bells and steel bars,mixed in with some hardcore and coarse gravel.All accompanied by the random crunching of crisp bags (potato chips for our north american friends).
But then that's what one would expect from this unhinged duo,is it not?

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Courtis / Moore ‎– "Brokebox Juke" (No-Fi ‎– NEU014) 2009

The guitar hero from Reynols, is the prolific Anla Courtis, who has appeared as a guest on what seems to be hundreds of recordings after the year 2000. He has an undeniable talent to churn out an endless skip full of tuneless melodies,repetitive phrases,and droning guitar noise; which of course is pretty easy to churn out,its just having the motivation to 'do it'.

On 'Brokebox Juke' ,(hopefully not an improv tribute to Brokeback Mountain!?) Anla,or it is Alan(?), is joined by Volcano The Bears' drumming trumpet player Aaron Moore; who contributes some more colour to the noise with his eclectic talents for funny noises,funny instruments, and very fine improv drumming. This brings some much needed craft to the session,(track 3,Lunoion = A Nu Lion,shows the unbeliever that they can actually play their instruments) making this an improv super-duo that works.

Of course there's the obligatory drone epic that's been done a thousand times, but that is just one of the many shades on this collaboration that rarely repeats itself throughout the course of the 7 tracks. From the opening track, which sounds like the theme from the Deer Hunter and a Martin Denny album playing at the same time; to the drone rock freak out of the closing number, this is a continuously inventive trek into the ever mysterious world of 'make it up as you go along'.

Tracklist:

A1	Prorgreso = Ropes Gro
A2	Lopsla Nes = Opals Lens
A3	Lunoion = A Nu Lion
A4	Bluifedls = I Feed Bulls
B1	Conpcion = P-Cone Conic
B2	El Sincio = Silence Oil
B3	Gigngante = Anti Egg

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Reynols ‎– "Live In Chicago 8/25/2000" (Carbon Records ‎– CR040) 2001

They could do it Live too! This performance is a fully improvised, noise, drone onslaught, with none of those charmingly deranged non-songs to entertain the crowd. The audience kept respectfully quiet for 36 minutes,and seemed to fully appreciate it with sparse applause,cheering, and the odd whistle! Tomasin bangs away behind the feedback,effects,and guitar noise, like a toddler with a new drum;contributing some drowned out vocalisation in his inspired 'speaking in tongues' style. Rather marvellous, i'm sure you'll (dis) agree?

  

Tracklist:

1	Live In Chicago 8/25/2000

 

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Reynols ‎– "Pacalirte Sorban Cumanos" (Beta-lactam Ring Records ‎– mt051b) 2002

WARNING! I haven't gone off on an anti-NWO rant for a long time,so I feel the time is right,so be prepared.

This is Reynols 'pop' record.

If I was to recommend a Reynols album to the uninitiated,it would be this one. I do not suggest for one moment that anyone who regards themselves as 'normal' wouldn't run screaming from this experience; and would describe this non-music as 'Shit'! This common reaction is due to the decades of mind control forced upon these lost individuals by an essentially 'Evil',power drunk, 'wealth' grasping, morally bankrupt, ruling elite. If you are part of the future mass civil disobedience based peaceful revolution, otherwise known as the impending mass consciousness shift; then you will understand this music, if not , then fuck off and hug your possessions, pay your mortgage, taxes, and feed all this information onto Facebook; aka NSA/Mossad/CIA/ SIS/ ISIS. Support the stealth war in Syria, and feel angry at fake beheadings to justify the creeping Orwellian state.....which,of course, is for your own 'safety'!?(Who did the 7/7 bombings?.....check this!)

A little over a year after several 'free' parliaments,assembly’s, had voted against military action in Syria; now we suddenly have a new threat from the vaguely acronymed ISIS or IS or ISL,and its ok to bomb Syria without a free vote from your local elected assembly? How fake and manufactured is this bullshit; and we all accept it! We are being manipulated,and it ain't subtle either; yet another Gorilla on a basketball court mass fraud.

People who understand the Reynols experience, are not fooled by the superficial nonsense that is drip fed to a distracted,dumbed down, majority. This is the sound of Truth. Reject the status quo (not the excellent group!),and accept the true power of Love,as recorded by Argentinian beat combo, Reynols?

Tracklist: 

A1	Agranado Disa	1:30
A2	Pero Un Crito Catula	3:37
A3	7 Apoloca Baluba	8:15
A4	Whons Disito 4 Y 4	2:44
A5	Trilo Pampeho	3:54
A6	Fincoll (Que Norar)	6:32
B1	Mentalimo Chorlin	7:01
B2	Nolan Sitere	0:38
B3	Galu Samorin	2:21
B4	Camio Flatdas	2:25
B5	Samsamrejes Supe Alba	3:41
B6	Mante Vedeosmas	7:20

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Reynols ‎– "Blank Tapes" (Trente Oiseaux ‎– TOC 002) 2000

Firstlyly, here's my review of this CD:

"(___________________________________)"

Secondlyly,
don't expect this to sound like 'norma'l Reynols,if that word applies to this great group.

Thirdlyly,
as Google Drive decided to suspend my files for 24 hours(should be ok now?) without warning or prior notice yesterday for being too popular, this "Blank collection of Tape Hiss is a very appropriate statement. A blank download for you to fill in the space for yourselves.

Third and a halflyly,
If you like Tape Hiss check out The New Blockaders classic "Epater Les Bourgeois"  .

Fourthly,
DOWNLOAD (_______________________) from mediafire HERE!
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by GOOGLE(_____________________________)DRIVE, HERE?

Reynols ‎– "Polos Mosco" (Freedom From ‎– FF0101) 1999

How do you describe the Band,Group,Lifeform, called Reynols? They come from Argentina,yes, but there is nothing about them that you could describe as Argentinian,or South American, or even from Planet earth. There is something primordial about this music, squeezed out from between the elemental membranes that make up reality. Channelled from the invisible endless reservoirs of ,what those scientist chaps call, Dark Energy.This untraceable force that is repulsing all matter away from itself towards an inescapable oblivion, but at the same time is feeding its profound message through a 47 chromosome-d enlightening conductor, Miguel Tomosin, into the digital medium and consequently into our subconscious.

This is the zenith of Outsider-Garde, free music guided gently only with the gentlest of editorial control,moulding the echo from the ever expanding brain in the centre of reality; this is what that extra chromosome was intended for. The true reality made visible through the invisibility of Noise,anti-matter drumming, and the singing in tongues style of Tomosin. Universal consciousness doesn't discriminate,you're only disabled if you can't understand this cleansing racket.The next time you are unfortunate enough to encounter an accidental viewing of MTV or, god forbid, the X-Factor! Play this record to wipe your mind clean of the filth, press the reset button,and start again, free from corrupting influences. Evil walks this earth,so protect yourself from its effects with this cathartic primal band/group/lifeform, and breath again.

Well, its either that or we are listening to a bunch of complete nutjobs!? You decide,you're either with us or against us?

Tracklist:

1	Intro-Zarzafrán
2	Lohr Pocheros Misulini
3	Masiamo Tupido
4	Nanes Fermo Tenoro
5	No Caras Repuliom
6	Rasoyo Jisos
7	Alclorse
8	Banso Elecrica
9	Vijitano Pelse Un
10	Pero Un Croto Catula
11	Lo Carrera
12	Ditudo Bonto Tus

 
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Reynols ‎– "Barbatrulos" (Freedom From ‎– FF069) 2000

Lets get Downs with the kids!?

There's no greater marketing strategy in music than to make a virtue of a disability, ask Stevie Wonder, Beethoven,Suebo and Ray Charles. Then there's Kilburn and the High Roads; a band that was jam-packed full of physical disability! However, it is pretty rare to have any band member to have a genetic learning disability such as Down's Syndrome. Devo did write a song about it once, with the non-pc title of 'Mongoloid'; the hero of which 'brought home the bacon so that no-one knew'!

But,everybody knows by now that Reynols is a trio of Argentinian nutters led by Down's Syndrome-afflicted drummer/vocalist Miguel Tomasin (their name was chosen randomly by a chihuahua walking on a TV remote control unit: Burt Reynolds appeared on the screen – losing the "d" after threats of legal action...allegedly?), whose releases include a "Dematerialized CD" (i.e. an empty box), a recording of 10,000 chickens in a battery farm, and an album of treated tape hiss for Bernhard Günter's trente oiseaux label (“Blank Tapes), not totally original,(check out The New Blockaders' “Epater les Bourgeois” cassette) but very 'Wacky' indeed?

Once nearly arrested in Buenos Aires (on the grounds that they might reflect a negative image of

Argentina) for plugging their axes into pumpkins, the trio caught the attention of the new music media with "Pauline Oliveros in the Arms of Reynols", which brought them an invitation to play a seven-hour Lincoln Center concert with Pauline herself. All of this is well-known, but what about the music?

The "Barbatrulos" album, recorded in 1997 and 1998, sounds like an outsider Glenn Branca on downers, playing free form improvised droning guitar noise,backed by the Prats rhythm section;with a person who grew up, abandoned as a baby,locked in a cupboard on a desert island, singing in a language only he speaks. There are no track titles,because "they went to buy osobuco [sic] to feed (their) chihuahua."..?

I'm half-tempted to learn Spanish, or Gibberish,just to be able to figure out what Tomasin is on about (though I'm not sure it would help much).

There are,hopefully, hundreds, maybe thousands, of people hidden away in garages and bedrooms all over the world making this kind of noise, or something like it.

Whether Reynols' undoubted knack for self-publicity makes their musical output more worthy of attention is debatable, but in today's superficial 'Beauty' 'Sex' and celebrity obsessed world, it's rather comforting to know that these 'wrong' people are out there. And out there they certainly are. Way Out There!

Tracklist:

	Alclorse Mogal
A1	Untitled
A2	Untitled
A3	Untitled
A4	Untitled
A5	Untitled
A6	Untitled
	Bolomo
B1	Untitled
B2	Untitled
B3	Untitled
B4	Untitled
B5	Untitled
B6	Untitled

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