There are people out there who think this strange detour into creepy religious cults doesn't fit the remit of this blog. Wrong, none of this shite would have ever seen the light of day,even though its makers had patently 'Seen the Light', unless these crazed simpletons had put it all out themselves, on their own labels, and making their own genre. Christians were doing it themselves well before us normal people discovered the way out of corporate slavery. There are also people who seemed desperate to hear Little Marcy's version of old English Nursery Rhyme, "I Love Little Pussy".Renamed in the late 20th century as "I Love Little Kitty". So, here it is, as part of the only Little Marcy album that doesn't bang on about Jesus for the duration. Many of these nursery rhyme have decidedly iffy subject matter, and rather Pagan themes as their origin. And yes, the Pussy referred to in Marcy's most seeked out tune, does indeed,possibly, cryptically refer to a ladies naughty bits in the oldest version of the tune from 1830,by some obscure wordsmith called Jane taylor (1783-1824) Dig that crazy cover photo.....You ,WILL, be Happy!
Tracklist:
A1 Mary Had A Little Lamb 1:00 A2 Did You Ever See A Lassie? 1:07 A3 Polly, Put The Kettle On 0:51 A4 Baa, Baa, Black Sheep 1:01 A5 Three Little Kittens 1:49 A6 Little Jack Horner 0:48 A7 Little Robin Redbreast 1:39 A8 Three Blind Mice 1:23 A9 Rock-A-Bye Baby 1:52 B1 Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star 1:00 B2 Humpty Dumpty 0:58 B3 Hickory Dickory Dock 0:27 B4 Twenty Froggies Go To School 1:09 B5 Little Bo Peep 0:40 B6 I Love Little Pussy 0:54 B7 Alphabet Song 0:52 B8 Oh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be? 0:53 B9 Pop Goes The Weasel 1:04 B10 Old King Cole 1:40 B11 Cradle Song 1:44
More bible stories for people with the intellect of a jellyfish,or even as low as Donald trump. Yeah, I know its supposed to be for Kids,so I guess you can use it as a frizbee,preferably thrown against a wall so it shattered. It wouldn't surprise me if all the shards of vinyl pulled themselves together 'Terminator 2" style, to continue the chase for our hearts and minds. Tracklisting:
Sick People Get Well The Good Samaritan A Man Born Blind Three Boys In A Furnace Jesus Grows Up
Big Marcy, you know, the one that provided the voice for Little Marcy the Christian Evangelist puppet, had a musical career Before Little Marcy, or BLM as we say in the record obsessives world. She was a whizz on the Trombone,and turned this rarely heard solo brass instrument into a magical scepter that changed all Hymns and other Christian tunage into the alternative soundtrack for 'Eraserhead'. David lynch took years, and spent millions of Dollars to try and make surreal movies and music, but Big Marcy could effortlessly create a surreal universe with just a few effortless puffs on the Trombone. She wouldn't have been out of place as part of the band that played on as the Titanic slipped beneath the waves.Unfortunately she wasn't on that ill fated ocean vessel.She was born a few years afterwards, and lived on to inflict the demonic puppet 'Little Marcy' onto the innocent children of America. Abandon all hope yee who enter and hear the creepy horn driven muzak of Big Marcy. Rest in peace Marcellaise “Marcy” Hartwick Tigner, so that we godless masses can live in peace before we are sent to the next Hell where your Trombone and Little Marcy records play for eternity at ear bleeding volume!.
Tracklist:
A1 My Jesus, I Love Thee A2 Close To Thee A3 Jesus Is All The World To Me A4 Saviour, Thy Dying Love A5 Abide With Me A6 No Longer Lonely B1 All That Thrills My Soul B2 Oh, How I Love Jesus B3 Harbored In Jesus B4 We Shall See His Lovely Face B5 Near To The Heart Of God B6 Day By Day
Aw for Fucks sake,change the record will ya!? This kid needs treatment for this obsession with the fucking Bible! What??? Little Marcy isn't a real little girl????...she's a Puppet you say? But at least her/its message is real .....isn't it? WHAT!?.....all lies and a very inconsistant work of confused fiction!? This record is a prime example of what has come to be referred to as "Unintelligent Design".
Tracklist:
A1 God Makes A Beautiful World / God's Creation 5:08 A2 The World's Saddest Day / Adam & Eve Just Know 6:09 A3 Saved From Drowning / It's Gonna Rain & There's A Rainbow In The Sky 6:59 B1 A Huge Tower / We Cannot Finish This Tower & My Tower Is Prayer 4:03 B2 The Princess Finds A Baby / Sleep Little Baby & Baby Moses 5:40 B3 The Story Of Jonah / Jonah's Prayer & Jonah Learns A Lesson 5:41
Oh Their God!....this is like funeral parlor music for infants. I notice that they decided that a cartoon version of Little Marcy would be less traumatic for christian kiddies than the harsh reality of the Demonic Puppet herself. Trouble is, they forgot about making the music as jolly as the cover! Any child listening to this collection of maudlin traditional Hymns on Helium, would be swinging from their skipping ropes half way through side one. This makes living in Heaven about as attractive as an eternal bout of dysentry.
Tracklist:
A1 Near The Cross A2 When I Survey The Wonderous Cross A3 What A Friend A4 'Tis So Sweet To Trust In Jesus A5 Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus A6 Amazing Grace A7 Holy, Holy, Holy A8 All Hail The Power Of Jesus' Name B1 My Faith Looks Up To Thee B2 Blessed Assurance B3 I Love To Tell The Story B4 Jesus Saviour, Pilot Me B5 Rock Of Ages B6 Abide With Me B7 Jesus, Lover Of My Soul B8 My Jesus, I Love Thee
As Adolf H. Hitler said, thirty years before this fleshing out of Nazi recruiting methodolgy was released on the weak and vulnerable, "Your Child belongs to us already". And next, the very quotable Josef Goebbels spreads his wisdom, "If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself." If you wanna spread a message, appeal to the emotions rather than the Intellect.It worked very well for the Nazi's,Trump, and Brexit,but organised religions have been doing this for millenia. If you ever wondered why the education system seems to favour turning out dumb graduates, and specialists in narrow fields rather than open inquiring intellects, then heed Goebbels advice. The most effective route to turning pre-education children into god fodder is to flood the little darlings minds with childlike messages in the medium of song or film.You're not even safe in your own home with this stuff about.
However, Little Marcy should have been enough to give your child nightmares,and blame Jesus for it. Why these fuckers need everyone else to believe in their simplistic cult beliefs I dunno? Keep it to yourselves, and more importantly, LEAVE OUR CHILDREN OUT OF IT!!!!
Tracklist:
A1 O Say, But I'm Glad A2 The Wise Man And The Foolish Man A3 Do You Know? A4 I'm Gonna Work A5 There's A New Song In My Heart A6 When We See Christ A7 Do Lord A8 Little Feet Be Careful A9 God B1 Join The Gospel Express B2 The Lord Is Counting You In B3 I've A Longing In My Heart B4 Is It Fair? B5 The Lighthouse Song B6 I Don't Have To Wait B7 He's Got The Whole World In His Hands B8 Over The Sunset Mountains B9 Thank You, Lord
As the default setting for the human brain when they (I say they!?)....when 'they' are born is Atheist, the Jesus Cult feels its of primary importance to 'get in there' first before children encounter such evils as education and evidence based fact. How do you do this? Simple! Find the creepiest looking dolly you can possibly imagine, then have a demented evangelist Jesus obsessive provide a voice for said dolly, singin' songs about...er....let's see....Jesus and an alleged after-life. The kids who had idiotic enough parents to pay $1.98 for this moronic propaganda must have been bored shitless with this insane puppet banging on constantly about what happens when you die. Just what you need after you've just started life, that you're gonna die, but it's ok, you'll get eternal life in heaven if you worship some invisible dictator who'll torture you if you don't fall at his feet. The first in a long series of Lies told to kids to get them to behave,which carries on into adulthood.Control experiment number one that we should ,by now, have outgrew. Up to a century ago the human race hadn't the slightest clue as to what was actually going on.....now we don't have that excuse.Most things now have a plausable explanation,backed up with evidence.
Still waiting for the Little Marcy albums on Evolution,Cosmology,and Quantum Physics. I think we'll be waiting a long time as 'Big' Marcy, Marcy Tigner, has by now discovered that her whole career was a complete waste of time,sadly not in Hell,as it doesn't exist kids.Little Marcy has also probably met her ultimate fate, with an eternal death as part of a land-fill site in Alabama. Imagine the horror when archeologists of the distant future dig up Little Marcy?It'd make Quatermass and the Pit look like an episode of the Brady Bunch.Never mind listening to the pure rotating plastic evil of the tunes on this record.
Tracklist:
A1 Everybody Ought To Know 1:57 A2 Daniel In The Lion's Den 0:55 A3 Kiddies With The Curl On Top 2:22 A4 Be Careful What You Do 1:16 A5 I've Found A Wonderful Friend 1:01 A6 Heaven Came Down And Glory Filled My Soul 1:45 A7 I Know Who Holds The Future 1:14 A8 Near The Cross 2:44 B1 Am I In Heaven 1:30 B2 Wake Up 1:39 B3 I Tuned In On Heaven 1:50 B4 It's A Wonderful, Wonderful Life 1:41 B5 God Is Love 2:17 B6 I Have The Joy 1:18 B7 Oh, It Is Wonderful 1:06 B8 When You Pray 1:37
