Tuesday, 16 September 2025

Various Artists – "Rise!" (Anal Probe – APIT49) 1985


 "Rise!" it says, like the last words of a dying revolutionary, like the fictional last words of Donald J. Trump.?....wishful thinking perhaps, but his last words should have been "Fight,Fight",when that sniper slightly grazed the ear of the Twatty Trumpster. This dick 'ead probably sees himself as some kind of american version of Che Guevara, but sadly the wrong sniper was allocated for the big orange bullseye himself.
I'm sailing rather close to the rocks with this subject matter.....people are getting visits from the FBI, and losing their jobs for saying the "wrong" thing in reference to the Charlie Kirk hit. That noble defender of 'Free Speech" himself, J D Vance has called for anyone making light of his pal's assassination to be reported to the relevant  authorities and dealt with accordingly. I thought that only happened in Europe,according to Jade-ster.
This administration has all the hallmarks of a revolution, with neighbors informing on each other,being told what to do by the fat gun toting bigot next-door, with Charlie Kirk's posthumous manifesto starting to be enforced. The shooter,whom,it turns out was in a gay relationship with and I quote, a biological male. Can therefore look forward to the first death by stoning execution in the USA...well...ever?.....to my knowledge anyway. Ironically,a unyielding advocate of the second amendment, Kirk proceeded to die by the sword he strongly argued for no matter how many children got in the way......MAGA endorsed collateral damage for the greater good.
I'm just waiting for my girlfriend....a biological female,.... to submit to me; according to the Gospel of Kirk......the new commandments.
This compilation tape, sounds like the torment that Charlie K isn't going through in that non-existent Hell the new stone-age has waiting for us.
To all our American Friends still there....Leave while you still can!
Or wait for ICE to add your name to the illegal Alien list,which is a much cheaper way to escape.I'm sure most European nations will welcome you...if you've got some money.

Tracklist:

A1 Comando Bruno– Brutbombaybruits
A2 Enhanta Bodler– Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Diamonds
A3 Irritant– Disection Fuck Up
A4 Comando Bruno– Reclamo Para Paseantes
A5 Pax Romana– Extract From Songs Of The Distorted Mind
B1 Pax Romana– Contd From Side One
B2 Comando Bruno– Los Descuidos De Marsha
B3 Enhanta Bodler – Another Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Etc Et
B4 Irritant– Pitiless

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The last words of D. Trump will be "Don't let them get me naked and see my 2-inch penis, pleaseeeeeee"

Charles Kirk said...

Really, you believe that CGIed video of Kirk getting assassinated (that's spooktalk for fake murder)? You didn't notice how his ring changed fingers? How the blood came from a squib under his oxster? Operation Chaos 1 Johnny Z 0.

Jonny Zchivago said...

No, but I did notice how the image was reversed making the wedding ring apear to have changed fingers, so the media could fit the images in frame..... Jonny Z 2 OperationTinFoil Hat 0

Jonny Zchivago said...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOfM8ZYDKDv/

Courtney Noir said...

I thought about applying for refugee status when I was in Norway last week ha ha ha It's always money money money that's needed

Anonymous said...

Don't blame me. I voted for the tranny commie crackhead.

Jonny Zchivago said...

You should have committed a crime in Norway,then they arrest you and put you in one of those plush Norwegian Prison cells that look like an apartment. See if you can get three years, then you would miss the rest of trump's reign and save loads of money .A three year holiday at the Norwegian tax payers expense.

Jonny Zchivago said...

I only Trust Tranny Commie Crackheads, so you did the world a favor in my opinion.....now wheres that Fentanyl?

Vaykorus said...

THANKS!

Druid Amongst The Oak said...
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Jonny Zchivago said...

Don't be stingy with your love.

Anonymous said...

What kinda crack are you smoking fool?

John John said...

The kind yo mama sucks my dick for

Jonny Zchivago said...

What???!....that dead bitch said she only sucked my dick for crack.

FuckOffAndDie said...

Charlie Kirk was murdered because of your evil ideas, that hardworking citizens should pay for illegal immigrants who rape and murder young women and children. That just saying you're a woman MAGICALLY makes you one. All the while, you justify his murder by misinterpreting what he said, that there will always be evil people and you just have to move on, not try and disarm innocent people so they can be fucking MURDERED too, you stupid fucking cunt. Those people deserved to lose EVERYTHING for celebrating his death, and so do you. You reap what you fucking sow, and you've sown a LOT of bad crops over the years.

Jonny Zchivago said...

hi there mr Fuckoff and Die!
Are you talking to me???
What triggered that rant?.....punctuation?
You seem profoundly unhappy for some reason?
Why don't you go bowling or something,put a smile on that pretty face.
I hate to think you're curled up in the corner of a room somewhere feeling Sad. :-(
Thinking of you,
Your Jonny
XXX

FuckOffAndDie said...

Quit with the fucking nice guy bullshit. You literally celebrated a murder in your post

Jonny Zchivago said...

Oh Dear, you don't understand sarcasm. This explains a lot. Just another uneducated MAGA Moron.

sad sack hard pack said...

I wonder how mr. FuckOffAndDie found this post. He is certainly not fan of various artists on the Rise! compilation. He may have googled "anal probe" and ended up here, people who google "anal probe" are usually avid supporters of people like Charles Kirk. But, come to think of it, this can be one of the blog regulars who is just bored and did some cosplay. So, FuckOffAndDie who are you, share some more of your thoughts what brings you to Anal Probing?

Jonny Zchivago said...

I'm sure he'd love to have his anus probed by Steve Bannon from time to time,or some other New Right Gobshite.
I get the odd nutjob with interesting views visit from time to time,sometimes promising violence,and sometimes worse......but they are welcome here,as an anthropological reasearch tool. Very interesting how they think,isn't it?.....especially the really Dumb ones
Like your Charles Kirk smartarse,we have no rules that stifle Freedom of Speech....say whatever bullshit you want......please!

FuckOffAndDie said...

I know what sarcasm is you fucking cunt. I don't TOLERATE it

FuckOffAndDie said...

Your mother should have gotten kicked in the fucking stomach. How's that for free speech, you worthless fucking animal

FuckOffAndDie said...

You don't know shit about me, you fucking flaming homo, so don't try and act like you're making some fucking Oscar Wilde level retort when you try and call me a faggot, faggot. I like harsh noise, preferably noise that isn't supposed to be agit prop for fucking sodomites like you

Jonny Zchivago said...

Of course i don't know 'shit' about you, why the fuck would I want to? But you are definitely Gay as fuck, that's why you're so angry. Basic psychology in action.
...and No, you have no fucking clue what sarcasm is. You are thick,fucked, and fat, turning to the refrigerator to quietly get drunker and angrier on another friday night, alone, when there's a you shaped space in the local MAGA gay bay waiting to be filled,so you can be filled,by the people who most remind you of your sad fucking self. Don'y forget, use protection.