Ginger John is the kind of self-righteous yobbo who are razor sharp with the 'You're a Racist' finger.
So, as i've recently been accused.....again(?)...of being a stealthy racist,hiding my bigotry behind a thin vile veil of 'alleged' humour,accompanied by a symphony of 'Twats' Pricks' and.....(no-one from England would use this one)...'Bonehead'!?.....nothing like a carefully considered argument is there?
My shoulders are broad enough, but this means that 'Ginger John' is in line for a slagging,and his irritating ilk of finger pointing right-on bores.
Ginger....,notice how he gets it in first so the Ginger prejudice section of the sparse audience can't hurt him...'cus he's funny?
You will be relieved to know that this ten minute tirade will be the last 'Ranter' in the spoken word season on DIE or DIY?,and its exactly what you expectorate it will be, Spittle soaked consonants shower the empty room with Gob, the sweary words race out of his angry red face surfing on a perfect wave of saliva at a million miles an hour,and he's.......you guessed it....a militant socialist!...I wonder where he got that obscure philosophy from?....and ...Oh Yeah.....he's not a racist of course,...... but you fucking ARE!
ps I'm also a 'Homophobic Fuck' Click here)
1. Perils of a Pedestrian Piss-Artist
2. Things Have Changed on the Magic Roundabout
3. Paranoid Attack
4. Talking From Yer Bum... oops, Sorry.
5. By, It's Changed Since I Was a Lad
6. Serialising the Revolution
7. Zidiack Braindistort
8. Radio Problems
9. Tesco Chainstore Massacre
10. OK, Yarrrr!
11. Herpes From Outer Space