Wednesday, 29 April 2020

Dr Stanley Z. Daniels - "Sex Explained For Children" / "Sex For Teens(Where Its At) / "Sex For (Sex Is Fun Particularly When You're In Love)" ( Carapan Records 1969-1972)




Do you think the two characters on each cover are the same people at different stages of their lives?
There you go, we can pair up for life like Ducks do. Although i think volumes four to six would have been on Divorce for Adults, Teens and Children. We need more guidence on how to split up than how to have sex....that's the easy part.
These three classic forays in to how to patronize teens and adults are indespensible acquistions for child and adult alike. Not for the rather unreliable advice of Dr. Stanley Z. Daniels, but for the chance to hear children say 'Penis' and 'Menstruation', and  hear the good Doctor's views on the sick and depraved existence of Homosexuals. There's some jaw dropping stuff on these ,so-called 'Educational' discs, and typically, they being American in origin, 'God' gets a hefty look in too.Ask your local preacher for advice, is Stanley's guidence at one stage.
The Doctors voice has a similar quality to Ken Nordines rich timbre,but more robotic, and far funnier. 
Listening to this progressive-regressive modernism from the past is enough to put you off sex altogether, rather than want to do it properly.
The ignorance is an intresting insight into the thoughts and opinions of middle calss america in the seventies,that hasn't changed much even today, as well as being rather hilarious. 
I notice its also only for whites too?
By far the best of the three volumes,if not just for the acting, is "Sex For Teens". The 'with it',but obviously square boy-teen is having an argument with his sister about her hippie boyfriend,when The Doctor enters the conversation to calm things down.....it all goes steeply downhill from there.The part on Homosexuality is priceless!
I'm sure this has been sampled to death.Now here's your chance.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey mate! Frank the Wank from VOD is crapping all over you on the VOD page on Facebook! Thought someone should let you know. He can't get away with it!

Jonny Zchivago said...

Cheers Mate, i've seen it.What a silly twat is he?
I do my share of crapping over him and his boring bourgoisee victims,so i can't complain too much.
By all means lead a campaign slagging the cunt of on his site...would be unseemly pour moi to enter into a public discourse direct.....but I don't mind really. Best to be slagged off than ignored I suppose.
I doubt he's gonna release a luxury box set of Dr Stanley Z. Daniels anytime soon?...just more boring over packaged over priced over rated industrial and avant garde self-agrandisement.

Dr. Ruth said...

I probably won't have time to listen to these for a while - but my God, those covers alone are pretty much beyond fantastic.

Jonny Zchivago said...

Indeed they are Dr Ruth, but the audio is even better!!!

ted mills said...

Sex for Teens (Where's It At) was *definitely* sampled, mostly by Beck, in his 1996 song called...wait for it..."Where It's At"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

northfieldhat said...

on the Teens one, the boy looks like he's saying, "See how I put my FINGER in this hole..."

Kzka said...

Wait a sec...are you a cop?

rev.b said...

The cover art reminds me of Raymond Pettibon, adding a whole new perspective. I probably should have heard these before the encountering the previous two sleaze feasts.

Jonny Zchivago said...

@Kzka....why? Have you got something to hide sir? We're watching you!

Jonny Zchivago said...

Rev.b....yes i made a boob, putting the extreme smut before this funny smut.
I've got more extreme politically incorrect smut, but i don't wanna seem to be an off duty flasher...or attract similar to the comments page.

Plastic Mac said...

Hee hee hee - you said "boob".

Jonny Zchivago said...

Titter Titter.....see what i did?

argh said...

super interesting stuff! i didn't know it really exixted. thank you!

rev.b said...

Wish I know how to make a boob... Fucking up? no prob.

MrDave said...

Thanks for these educational titles -- turns out I've been doing it all wrong this whole time!!

snoopy said...

Your cover picture must have been scuffed or something. Here's the original cover.

https://web.archive.org/web/20120602012437/http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e20147e19abcb3970b-pi