Sunday, 2 June 2019

Church Universal And Triumphant, Inc. Featuring Elizabeth Clare Prophet ‎– "Invocations for the destruction of Rock Music) ( Faithways International ) 1984/2001

I mentioned that there were little or no Female cult leaders in the "Lord of Lords" post;well I forgot about Elizabeth Clare Prophet, and the Church Universal and Triumphant.
Expecting a Soviet attack on the Ides of March 1990, the complete loonie toons of the Church Universal and Triumphant sect,sold everything to buy food,guns and ammunition, to retreat into their nuclear bunker to survive and spread the word....mainly about how nasty Rock Music was. The fact that after a nuclear Holocaust its unlikely that any Rock bands would have survived;and even if they did I doubt they'd feel like churning out their hits with the radiation sickness, lack of food an'all.
But, just in case some of these demons survived, they kindly recorded these chants and other moments of deranged madness to educate the mutants who would inherite the wastelands of Earth not to fall into the same trap.
Educate it will, if there's any electricity to play this disc, so the Mutants wouldn't be stupid enough to raise any religious beliefs from the ashes of that former civilisation.

I do, however, 100% agree with Elizabeth Clare Prophet's invocation against Rock Music, so I may have joined them in their underground bunker to avoid that Soviet nuclear attack that never came in 1990. Oh how foolish would I have felt after emerging into police custody and charged with illegal possesion of an automatic weapon.or worse, illegal possession of a wart,dancing with a mailman,and marrying a horse.(I paraphrase of course,from dodgy perv comedy genius Woody Allen's classic "Take The Money and Run"...pretty much a perfect title for most religious sects methinks?)
Unfortunately, doomsday never came, and Cindy looper (sic) still lives to spread her evil, along with:
(there are some exceptions*/** who have now followed Elizabeth to burn in Hell,but a lot are still harming our childrens ears and s0-called let us pray:

"All perversions of the third eye
Through distorted and exaggerated images
Perverted movements of the body and breakdancing
And other forms of dancing
And we especially call for the judgement in this hour
And the destroying of rock music directed
Specifically against children
Through the videos that were portrayed
And working specifically through these individuals
For whom we call for
The judgement of the sacred fire of this hour
Before the throne of almighty god

Michael Jackson*
Bruce Springsteen
Tina Turner
David Bowie*
Van Halen
Huey Lewis & The News
The Cars
Herbie Hancock
Bonnie Tyler
Stevie Nicks
Men at Work
ZZ Top
Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson*
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Cyndi Lauper
Pink Floyd**
The Pretenders**
Billy Joel
Billy Idol
Elton John
Neil Young
Sheena Easton
Patti Smith and Scandal
Big Country**
Morris Day & The Time
John Lennon*
Appolonia 6
REO Speedwagon
David Gilmour
The Rolling Stones**
Pat Benatar
Hall & Oates
Randy Jackson
Adam Ant
Christine McVie
Jack Cougar Mellencamp
Fleetwood Mac
The Alan Parsons Project
Rick Springfield
The Thompson Twins
Missing Persons
Duran Duran
Culture Club including Boy George
Band Aid
Stevie Wonder

(*) means they are now in Hell(**) means some band members are now in Hell

As you may have noticed a lot of these agents of evil are dead, so it must have worked? Hey,wait a minute, since when did Culture Club not include Boy George?
The best one is Band Aid.....oh the pure undiluted evil of feeding starving African children!!!!???


1 Dedication To The Tackling Of The Beast And The Dragon - The Momentum Of Rock 'n' Roll 3:23
2 Call For Protection 3:38
3 Video Shorts With Two Announcements (Excerpt) 1:50
4 Preamble - Great Divine Rector's Call 0:53
5 Invocation For Judgement Against And Destruction Of Rock Music 3:14
6 Decree 12.10 27:57
7 Decree 10.05 3:06


Henk Madrotter said...

Owww this is WONDERFUL, THANKS :)

Henk Madrotter said...

A long time ago I posted this album on my blog:

I was a junkie but found THE LORD, that kind of record, it's fantastic (and I did a remix of it, just had to), private pressing from somewhere in the 60's... Funny thing, I got comments from a cousin from the guy telling me he was now living in Hawaii, divorced, one of his kids killed in a prison riot, and later he mailed me again telling me his ex-junkie uncle had died....

Can't get enough of these whacked out freaky insane kind of records, specially the Christian ones, hard to find 'em here in 90% Muslim Indonesia though....

Marc Plainguet said...

Hmmm...says it's still uploading on my end when I try to get it. I want to hear it. I assume this is the track sampled by Negativland on the track "Michael Jackson" from Escape From Noise.

Double Dubz said...

Awesome, thx!! I'm getting an "upload still in progress" thing all day tho...

Jonny Zchivago said...

You're right....i'll sort it out asap.

rev,b said...

I got the same error message about the file still uploading. Considering what I'm trying to download, perhaps Jesus is trying to shield me. Lord, it's a MIRACLE!

Jonny Zchivago said...

It should all be ok now, dunno what happened there....maybe it was a divine intervention by a rock'n'roll jesus?....most likely me shutting down the computer before it had loaded....i was in a rush ok?

Henk Madrotter said...

They did a piece about that Testimony on the WFMU site years ago, thought you might like the extra info:

rev.b said...

Wait a minute, I'm s'pozta fear insipid pop music rather than what's going on here? Sounds like livestock auctioneers from Hell. I don't even have to play it backwards to hear the whispers of Satan. In any case looks like the next one's got that base covered. 'Nwearsobnapth'

snoopy said...

You forgot to mention Kenny Rogers, Dean Martin and Scooby Dooby Doo. I can personally testify that because of their subliminal influence, I worship Satan.

Unknown said...

Utterly brilliant. Thanks for posting.

Jonny Zchivago said...

Snoop, I did manage to mention Scooby Dooby Doo in the download link ,but no excuse for missing out the Demons Rogers and Martin. May they burn in hell for what they did.

Unknown said...

"Decree 12.10" is actually quite a wonderful piece of music. Too bad the idea behind it is batshite crazy!

Anonymous said...

Negativland did a wonderful version of this called 'michael jackson', on their '87 album 'escape from noise'

Jonny Zchivago said...

Correct,but so did the excellent Scouts Of Uzbekistan.....

Anonymous said...

wow, thanks for enlightening! your knowledge (and humor) make this site really worthwhile

Anonymous said...

Hometown pride! CUT kept things interesting in Montana during the 90's. Ironically, Ron Strykert of Men at Work actually joined the church and now teaches guitar lessons for $10 an hour (this is real).