I once had a car with the registration H355 KUT, which my Dutch neighbours found hilarious! This,I was informed, was because KUT is a naughty Dutch reference to a ladies 'front bottom'. Well, looking at this cassette label, I am amused to see that Dutch for side 1 is Kant 1; and as we all know, Kant is very rude cockney for......a ladies 'Front Bottom'. Oh, the childish fun one can have with other nations' languages?
Brits don't know much about the inhabitants of Holland. We think that they all smoke copious amounts of Dope,live in caravans,have kinky sex parties, and go shopping for chocolate sprinkles wearing gimp masks, crotchless PVC shorts and clogs. The tale of Peter and the Dyke never fails to send any British UKIP voter into a giggling fit.
This admirable ignorance also stretches to Dutch music, 2Unlimited, Golden Earring and Focus are probably the only acts from the Netherlands that yer average Brit could name. Admittedly, if these three groups were hiding in Anne Franks attic,I'd be first in the queue to inform the Music Gestapo of their location and their subsequent deportation to the East.
This fate should not befall Cybe, whose second cassette is IN the same format as their first,and is just as good.Kant 1 is full of wonderful handcrafted minimal analogue electronic majesty, and Kant 2 has more of those lush ambient sound tapestries(or Muzak Paintings).
Now more 'fun' with exotic words:
Don't say "I like a nice beat" to a French person in a Discothéque,because it sounds like "Bite!"(pronounced Beet), and that is the equivalent to saying "I like a nice Cock".Could get you into an awkward situation could that.
Don't just sit there DAHNLOAD IT YOU FACKIN' KANT........NAAAAAAAAH!!!!