Tuesday, 28 April 2020

Unknown Artist ‎– "The Lustful Sexlife Of A Perverted Nympho Housewife" (Audio Stag Records ‎– A-1001) 1970



As spoken word recordings go, this is more avant-garde than the avant-garde could ever hope to be. This could provide the lyrics to any of a dozen new Whitehouse albums,especially the rather uncomfortable Anal Rape scene!?Anyone got any complaints just explain it away as 'Art',which is always the last refuge of the Scoundrel. Subversive stuff indeed,its just a pity a legion of self-exposing pervs in dirty raincoats misunderstood this work of art as cheap smutty stimulation for self-satisfying solo sex for one.
Now you don't have to go to Denmark or Sweden for top quality sound poetry ,like it says on the cover, you could get this erotic masterpiece from your local smut peddler with the blacked out windows.The sleeve art alone is worth the few bucks,just to know that When Jimmy the grocery boy fucks a bitch.... she stays fucked!
Like many a classical rennaisance painter ,all the nice young ladies mentioned in this 20th century rival to Titian are said to be "Built Like A Brick Shithouse"! Oh the Romance of it all.It's no surprise the 'artists' involved wanted to remain anonymous.Not everyone wants to be famous y'know? And sometimes its for a very good reason.

DOWNLOAD this filthy deflowering of romance HERE!

9 comments:

Andy R said...

The acting is Cookie Mueller-in-Pink_Flamingos good.

HKSO said...

I've got a third of these LPs called "Hired Stud wants to Fuck" or something like that. If you don't have it I could make rip of it.
Picked it up together with a whole bunch of Pornophon 7" (Scandinavian vinyl pornography) at the Hsons store in Stockholm before it so sadly was forced to close. No doubt the only store of its kind in Scandinavia still having an entire floor dedicated to such a selection of adult books and magazines (most of it old stock from the 60-70-80s).

Rich In Washington said...

Is it me, or does that look like Cosey on the cover?

Jonny Zchivago said...

She does bare a passing resemblance to Cosey,but i think its more your standard seventies slut look. In 1970 she was stuck in Hull,uk, where no-one had sex and no-one can leave. Also the voice on the record can't be hers, because it doesn't have that horrendos Hull accent.I don't hink she started getting her muff out until about '73 anyway.

MrDave said...

This is going to look great up on the mantle -- thanks!

Anonymous said...

I remember an article about the guy behind these albums in the Ugly Things...there was a 70s funk boot comp called SHAFTMAN that sampled tracks from the album of the same name that this guy did.

Sonderangebot said...

This cracked me up in the morning! Hilarious!

Jonny Zchivago said...

Yeah great stuff innit? One must have another listen.

Snapher82 said...

does anyone know the names of the actresses , sounds like betty luster