Ignorant of the raging Punk Rock wars of 1977, Charlie the Hamster carries on regardless hammering christianity into the heads of the god fearin'kids in the states of the mid west and south. Roughly the same places the Sex Pistols visited on their fateful tour of the USA. They broke up, probably due to the power of Charlie The Hamster in alliance with God. Commandment One, "thou shalt have no other gods before me"!?...says Charlie with a giggle. He was either admiting that this awful little rodent was in fact 'God', or letting the secret out of the bag that there are, in fact, 'other' Gods? So much for Monotheistic religion then?
Tracklist:
A1 Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me 2:00 A2 Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image 1:30 A3 Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain 1:54 A4 Remember The Sabbath Day To Keep It Holy 1:54 A5 Honor Thy Father And Thy Mother 1:57 A6 Thou Shalt Not Kill 1:52 A7 Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery 1:04 B1 Thou Shalt Not Steal 2:18 B2 Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness 1:42 B3 Thou Shalt Not Covet 1:24 B4 The Ten Commandments 1:00 B5 Commandments Of Love 1:48 B6 Praise Strings 1:23 B7 Treasures 1:07
"Lets tell the boys and girls what's its like to live in a Christian nation Charlie", says this complete bastard Floyd Robinson. In fact Charlie is the only Hamster I would gladly euthanize. This greatly irritating attempt to indoctrinate our offspring is one of the best arguments for capital punishment this side of the American Taliban bible belt's enthusiasm for "lynchin' n****rs",and stoning homosexuals to death. I wonder what Charlie's opinions are on Blacks and Homosexuals? Triple X-rated I should imagine. I bet Charlie won't be relaying the Bible Stories about Genocide,Incest,Statutory rape,Rape,Infanticide,murder,misogyny,and how animals,including cute little Charlie aren't allowed in Heaven.
Tracklist:
A1 It's Fun To Live For Jesus 2:15 A2 Sunday School 2:45 A3 Stand Up For Jesus 2:45 A4 Twelve Disciples 2:18 A5 Jesus 1:55 B1 A B C's 1:31 B2 Hamster Harmony 2:221 B3 I've Got Jesus 1:20 B4 The B-I-B-L-E 2:06 B5 Say A Prayer 2:14
Christian Ventriloquists is an obscure but fruitful bracket for the downright weirdWe've had Little Marcy,there's a Little Cindy, and now ,the worst of the lot, Little Markie. The personification of pure naked evil is usually a subjective opinion based on personal beliefs....but, I think we can all agree that Mark Fox, also know as 'Lil' Markie' comes very close to winning the prize. Hitler don't make the top three for me,'cus at least he was honest about what he wanted to do, Stalin probably gets the Bronze, second place could be Jimmy Savile's,narrowly beaten to the punch by Lil' Markie.Mainly for the demonic pro-life anthem "Diary of an Unborn Child",which includes the jolly sing a long chorus of "Why did you kill me mommy?" like a punch and Judy Linda Blair from The Exorcist; "Your Mommy's gonna suck cocks in Hell!" is what Lil' Markie is trying to say. Hopefully i'm wrong, and Hell exists specifically for this Fat Bastard only, so he can suck cocks in Hell for eternity.Looking at him, he would likely enjoy such a punishment,which reather defeats the whole idea of a 'Hell'? Of course I exaggerate for the purpose of entertainment,but this fat lummox sporting a traditional bible belt mullet was the reason the word 'Cunt' was first used for the description of morbidly obese rednecks with a dual personality disorder. Fox, puts on an incredibly repulsive harmonized falsetto voice to give voice to his youthful alter-ego, in thee most bizarre example of evangelism in a world of weirder than weird Evangelist preachers. I'm not a violent person, but I think I could well enjoy kicking seven shades of shite out of this chubby messenger from Hell in Heaven on Earth. I can only wonder if any of that angry mob of christian anti-abortionist were inspired to murder Doctors after listening to these recordings as a child in their formative years? Apart from all that,this Sesame Street meets mental illness juvenile propaganda is some of thee most wacked out madness this side of the secure psychiatic facility at Sing Sing prison......or in this case Don't Sing Don't Sing......Pleeeeeze!.....Prison. Which is where he belongs,without parole. Sadly Mark Fox is still out there spreading his poison to adoring small audiences in the sewers of Hicksville America.
Tracklisting: 1.Serving the lord 2.Diary Of An Unborn child 3.Jesus Put the stars In the sky 4.Let The Sun Shine In 5.Story Of An Alcoholic Father..."Somethings Happened To Daddy" 6.I Have Jesus in My Heart Today 7.J-E-S-U-S 8.This Little light Of Mine 9.Markie Goes To Calvary 10.I will Obey the Lord 11.Medley : B-O-R-N A-G-A-I-N/For God so Loved the World 12.I'm Only Me 13.I'm Going On for jesus 14.Do You Believe In God 15.Use Me 16.I'm Rejoicing In The Lord 17.Serving The Lord 2
More bible stories for people with the intellect of a jellyfish,or even as low as Donald trump. Yeah, I know its supposed to be for Kids,so I guess you can use it as a frizbee,preferably thrown against a wall so it shattered. It wouldn't surprise me if all the shards of vinyl pulled themselves together 'Terminator 2" style, to continue the chase for our hearts and minds. Tracklisting:
Sick People Get Well The Good Samaritan A Man Born Blind Three Boys In A Furnace Jesus Grows Up
Big Marcy, you know, the one that provided the voice for Little Marcy the Christian Evangelist puppet, had a musical career Before Little Marcy, or BLM as we say in the record obsessives world. She was a whizz on the Trombone,and turned this rarely heard solo brass instrument into a magical scepter that changed all Hymns and other Christian tunage into the alternative soundtrack for 'Eraserhead'. David lynch took years, and spent millions of Dollars to try and make surreal movies and music, but Big Marcy could effortlessly create a surreal universe with just a few effortless puffs on the Trombone. She wouldn't have been out of place as part of the band that played on as the Titanic slipped beneath the waves.Unfortunately she wasn't on that ill fated ocean vessel.She was born a few years afterwards, and lived on to inflict the demonic puppet 'Little Marcy' onto the innocent children of America. Abandon all hope yee who enter and hear the creepy horn driven muzak of Big Marcy. Rest in peace Marcellaise “Marcy” Hartwick Tigner, so that we godless masses can live in peace before we are sent to the next Hell where your Trombone and Little Marcy records play for eternity at ear bleeding volume!.
Tracklist:
A1 My Jesus, I Love Thee A2 Close To Thee A3 Jesus Is All The World To Me A4 Saviour, Thy Dying Love A5 Abide With Me A6 No Longer Lonely B1 All That Thrills My Soul B2 Oh, How I Love Jesus B3 Harbored In Jesus B4 We Shall See His Lovely Face B5 Near To The Heart Of God B6 Day By Day
Aw for Fucks sake,change the record will ya!? This kid needs treatment for this obsession with the fucking Bible! What??? Little Marcy isn't a real little girl????...she's a Puppet you say? But at least her/its message is real .....isn't it? WHAT!?.....all lies and a very inconsistant work of confused fiction!? This record is a prime example of what has come to be referred to as "Unintelligent Design".
Tracklist:
A1 God Makes A Beautiful World / God's Creation 5:08 A2 The World's Saddest Day / Adam & Eve Just Know 6:09 A3 Saved From Drowning / It's Gonna Rain & There's A Rainbow In The Sky 6:59 B1 A Huge Tower / We Cannot Finish This Tower & My Tower Is Prayer 4:03 B2 The Princess Finds A Baby / Sleep Little Baby & Baby Moses 5:40 B3 The Story Of Jonah / Jonah's Prayer & Jonah Learns A Lesson 5:41
Oh Their God!....this is like funeral parlor music for infants. I notice that they decided that a cartoon version of Little Marcy would be less traumatic for christian kiddies than the harsh reality of the Demonic Puppet herself. Trouble is, they forgot about making the music as jolly as the cover! Any child listening to this collection of maudlin traditional Hymns on Helium, would be swinging from their skipping ropes half way through side one. This makes living in Heaven about as attractive as an eternal bout of dysentry.
Tracklist:
A1 Near The Cross A2 When I Survey The Wonderous Cross A3 What A Friend A4 'Tis So Sweet To Trust In Jesus A5 Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus A6 Amazing Grace A7 Holy, Holy, Holy A8 All Hail The Power Of Jesus' Name B1 My Faith Looks Up To Thee B2 Blessed Assurance B3 I Love To Tell The Story B4 Jesus Saviour, Pilot Me B5 Rock Of Ages B6 Abide With Me B7 Jesus, Lover Of My Soul B8 My Jesus, I Love Thee
As Adolf H. Hitler said, thirty years before this fleshing out of Nazi recruiting methodolgy was released on the weak and vulnerable, "Your Child belongs to us already". And next, the very quotable Josef Goebbels spreads his wisdom, "If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself." If you wanna spread a message, appeal to the emotions rather than the Intellect.It worked very well for the Nazi's,Trump, and Brexit,but organised religions have been doing this for millenia. If you ever wondered why the education system seems to favour turning out dumb graduates, and specialists in narrow fields rather than open inquiring intellects, then heed Goebbels advice. The most effective route to turning pre-education children into god fodder is to flood the little darlings minds with childlike messages in the medium of song or film.You're not even safe in your own home with this stuff about.
However, Little Marcy should have been enough to give your child nightmares,and blame Jesus for it. Why these fuckers need everyone else to believe in their simplistic cult beliefs I dunno? Keep it to yourselves, and more importantly, LEAVE OUR CHILDREN OUT OF IT!!!!
Tracklist:
A1 O Say, But I'm Glad A2 The Wise Man And The Foolish Man A3 Do You Know? A4 I'm Gonna Work A5 There's A New Song In My Heart A6 When We See Christ A7 Do Lord A8 Little Feet Be Careful A9 God B1 Join The Gospel Express B2 The Lord Is Counting You In B3 I've A Longing In My Heart B4 Is It Fair? B5 The Lighthouse Song B6 I Don't Have To Wait B7 He's Got The Whole World In His Hands B8 Over The Sunset Mountains B9 Thank You, Lord
