Satanism has to be the stupidest Religion among an ever expanding plethora of Stupid Religions or what?
Assuming that Satan exists (He doesn't by the way), worshipping this entity, automatically assumes that God exists also. Therefore condeming yourself to an eternity of torture,when you could have easily groveled to that other entity who promises you a cushy after-life in Paradise!?..what kind of stoopid fuck chooses to be a slave to something who repays you with eternal punishment?.....answer:.. at least one extremely dull idiot called Robert Jamra (not his real name I suggest?).
It is also the most boring, over serious bunch of crap that could ever turn you towards doing something genuinely evil, like joining the Republican Party, or investing in Coca-Cola.
Satanists appear to have no, zero, sense of humour at all; and listening to Jamra droning on about this shite for forty minutes makes you wanna slash ones wrists in the certainty that you ain't gonna meet up with either rival entity to be judged,let alone punished, just eternal silence in oblivion.
There's also something irritatingly adolescent about Satanism too.One knows they're only doing it to rebel against societal norms,like Heavy Metal fans,but without those lovely riffs.
Well, here's an adequate, and equally adolescent summing up of all this silliness.....Why don't You silly Satanic Twats just grow up or, preferably, Fuck Off please?
B3 Satanic Truth