Friday 17 March 2023

Egg, Eggs – "The Cleansing Power Of Fruit" (Feeding Tube Records – FTR073) 2013


While we're on the Eggs theme,These Eggy guys and gals sound like they're on Drugs....not the kind of 'On Drugs' that totally dull tossers like The Grateful Dead subscribe to, but actually sounding like someone who is 'on Drugs' should sound like.No endless Guitar solo's, psychedelic poetry and crap like that,It's effortlessly unhinged and ineloquent, especially the padded cell vocals,with words like they were written during a lazy afternoon spent in a straitjacket. Was there ever a mass break out from the loony-bin on Rhode Island (where they're from) ever? If there was this is the soundtrack to it....wonderful. 
These guy's must be on Drug,Drugs? Which is why this incredibly unpopular record is probably one of ones few bestest records of the last decade or so.It seems to have separate tracks ,slash, songs,but they're merged together to make two sides of continuous crazed roll'n'rock, beamed directly from Nutsville,Mars.
If a bearded middle aged man repeatedly squealing "I will be the princess of the night" over a backing of overloaded and brutal free Rock as played in a cement mixer full of bricks is your kinda kick,then this should be 45 minutes of sheer bliss.If that sounds like an unlistenable waste of turntable time to you, then what the hell are you doing here!?
"Disco Dancing with the Albino Bigot"?....I doubt it.
That was a rhetorical question.
There are a few 'Woke' alerts such as the Albino and crippled little girl references on this disc;I wouldn't expect anything less for my 14 Dollars plus post and packaging....would you? It should get anyone who's trapped in the wrong body suitably outraged for at least a fortnight.I reserve my right to offend anybody....equally.

Tracklist:

1. Side A
2. Side B

DOWNLOAD and purge your musical bowels with the fruit of the Egg HERE!

6 comments:

magnetic vessel said...

thanks jonny! this is a special record and much needed listen today

badgerstump said...

i offend you by not being offended ... flesh wounds, you can't hurt me!

i have eggs and indeed eggs, thanks for reminding me to get them posted ... and just for still being you ;)

Jonny Zchivago said...

How very dare you, I've never been so offended! I'm gonna send in an official complaint!
Oooo you are awful,but I like you.

FlaccusMUC said...

Never heard of them and this is definitely a find. I'm not so sure about the "Avant Rock" lable, though. "Retard Rock" comes to mind.
They've got a bandcamp page with masses of albums and a compelling pricing policy (from Name your price to 500$).

Jonny Zchivago said...

Most avant-gardists are Retards aren't they?...or at least try to be....Primitivism is wot they call it.
My category cash is rather limited...one day i'll sort it out.
Yeah,forgot about the bandcamp page...will add a link.

Richie Muster said...

At last, the footwear fetish is over, at last. Thank you, Jonny, for the return of weirdness. At last.