Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Various Artists – "The Art Of Solving Problems" (RAM LP 001) 1980


And now, from the capital of Goth,....that's right.....Leeds,.... we bring you more local post-punk rockers, that actually includes some half descent tchoons.
That aside,i should mention Leeds United got promoted,and i won't go on with my usual Leeds bashing and signal my congratulations...we'll see you again after you get relegated next year....but....i have other fish to fry....eg,How'd you solve a problem like Donald?
I would like to suggest something terminal,but the last time I started mentioning assassination my text disappeared immediately,and i'm now living like a dawg waiting for the new FBI to knock on my door brandishing an extradition order for me to join my other MS13 buddies in El Salvador. The saddest thing about that is its not beyond the realm of possibility to be true and certainly NOT fake news.
I've been working on my Trump impression, and it's getting good,but not as good as this guy:

 
I dunno about you,but I'm frightened!? we need a wall to keep them out. Built around Europe to keep the illegal MAGA American out.A questionnaire will be provided to determine the ideologically in line Americans who will be allowed in to visit Buckingham Palace,although supervised by UK's unrivaled camera surveillance systems.
The purge has already started on this side of the beautiful Ocean,The AfD has been named as an Extremist organisation in Germany, Tommy Robinson, not of Tom Robinson Band fame, is in a UK Jail,probably permanently,we're completely secular, and the French courts have dealt with Marine Le Pen. It can't happen here.
A non-recyclable Plastic curtain has descended across the globe.
I will volunteer,George Orwell,but not Hemingway style, for the international brigade when the Civil war kicks off my American Brothers.
Please someone, place an explosive Golf ball in the tiny handed Orange rapists Golf bag and send him to the nineteenth hole (Hell) in a flaming golf buggy/handcart.....Kash Patel(apparently this Cunt is the nu Stasi chief)....you taking notes Kash? There's a billion surveillance robot apps ready to rock on your  (not so) Smartphone.
It should result in some beautiful music anyways?
Nah! He ain't so bad,Trump ain't...At least he'll relieve Americans, even the radical leftists, from the inconvenience of voting.
Paranoid?....Moi?...probably NOT this time unfortunately.
But Yankee fear not, Europe and China will send food parcels,and other assistance....we'll get the Israelis to run that stuff,so no problem there then?

Beat Track:"The Motivators– Miss Demeanour"
 
Tracklisting:

A1 The Forst– I’m A Mess
A2 The Motivators– Miss Demeanour
A3 The Gimmicks – He’s Only 25
A4 The Cat – Heather Weather
A5 Side Effect – Chain Reaction
A6 The Beans – Clouds Over The Moon
B1 The Beans – Getting On The No. 9
B2 Side Effect (– Pin Stripe Suit
B3 The Cat – Evil Way
B4 The Gimmicks – Three Separate Ways
B5 The Motivators– An Eye Opener
B6 The Forst– Doing Nothing

6 comments:

Joe Swinton said...

Tommy Robinson in prison? Yeah riight, like Manson and ALL those other agent provocateurs, Joey Barton listening?, fake trials, fake imprisonment, to herald more restrictions, less freedom, drip by drip, covidhoax lockdowns their goal permanent.

Jonny Zchivago said...

How do I know this isn't a Fake comment, probably written by Joey Barton...if he can write@?

rev.b said...

The maga's usual reaction is 'Aw, they just hate tr*mp.' Goddamn right Jay.

Anonymous said...

Hey Joe! We're watching you! We watch all the super clever ones who have figured out that covid was a hoax and the moon landings were faked by Elvis Presley. We're dressed as lizards, by the way, so watch out for that wall behind you. Ahahahahahaha. Love, The Illuminati.

Vaykorus said...

THANKS!!!!!!!

Obscure80s said...

Thank You for posting my recording of this vinyl! I mastered it before I posted it on my YouTube channel (Obscure80s) and Archive.org. Glad to see this is being shared!