Saturday 9 January 2021

Action Pussy ‎– "Hi!" (Union Pole ‎– UP10) 1994



Need some pussy action?......if yes, you've come to the very wrong place. The best I can offer is a nude selfie of myself  tucking my crown jewels between my rippling thighs, pretending to be a pretty young bearded lady,.....no tits i'm afraid, just impressively pulsating pectoral muscles. The only other thing I can offer is some cassettes by bands with 'Pussy' in their title. Harry Pussy was the previous post,so the second of which is by "Action Pussy',on an C46 called "Hi".....like the Daniel Johnston album that Cobain liked a lot, primarily to show how fooookin' cooool he was.
This Pussy contains two sides of largely improvised avant-rock/pop, with a Syd Barratt cover included....so that means that they're foooookin' coooool too. Couldn't be arsed to edit it into tracks,but it works well as two side long pieces.Warning, It has some interesting lurches in volume that can cause the listener to reach hastily for the volume knob.
Talking about 'Knobs',don't ask me for that selfie,I know you'd all like to rest your troubled heads on my chest cradled in my manly arms but......I was J-O-K-I-N-G!....CAPICHE!?

PS... if you were thinking of conspiring with your fellow tweet-washed colleagues and taking a gun to the capitol bulding on January the 20th...DON'T!...and kindly refrain from darkening this blog with your right wing Q-Anon stupidity ever again.
Personally I'd welcome a double dose of microchips in my vaccine rather than be ruled by these god fearin' Idiots and their pathetic Coup d'Etat! All 'revolutions',and I'm being generous in using that word,end in tears,without exception.Including the Industrial Revolution I may add.
Careful what you wish for,'cus you just might get it.

Tracklist:

A Hi! Side A (18:56)
B Hi! Side B (21:39)


10 comments:

badgerstump said...

If that's the best you can offer then I am in the right place!

You know my address and I'll be the judge of cup size.

rev.b said...

Wow, an even better band name. 'Action', sounds exciting dunit?

Jonny Zchivago said...

@badgerstump......ooooooooh yes i know your adressssssssss.....what are you intending to cup exactly?....XXXL of course!

Anonymous said...

The viking was an Antifa, ie CIA spook! Don't you know a false flag when you see one? They would have been shot down if they were REAL.

Jonny Zchivago said...

@rev b...well i have to say i'm getting rather TOO excited by that band name...please tell me i'm wrong in this reaction!?

Jonny Zchivago said...

dear Anonymous.....don't you knpw an idiot when you see one,like when you look in the mirror....basically...if you're not being ironic....fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Remember Kids

All mushrooms are edible, but some only once

rev.b said...

Gee, there's 'anon' again. tisk tisk tisk tisk. I guess (s)he's given up on penis? So many anons in the world, who really knows/cares.

@JZ, I just noticed this one's on Union Pole records and tapes, so yes, your arousal seems well placed. Is there perhaps a 'Secret Agent Pussy' or 'Undercover Pussy' or even a 'Clandestine Pussy' in your collection? Standing by.....

Jonny Zchivago said...

My iTUnes says there's a group called Pussy in my collection...thats a uk freakbeat/psych band from 68_ish,good stuff,but inappropriate for this blog......and Bongwaters "power of Pussy"....too famous....so thats enuff pussy for me,and all of us......even Penis man.

John John said...

A lot of bands named Pussy for sure

I seem to remember one called Tokyo Ghetto Pussy which was suggested to me by the late Simon Morris, ever so strangely, which of course was not odd for Simon.