Oi! Careful who you calling a sucker you Cheeky Fuckers!
I'll piss on your fucking silly Trilby's
Tracklist:
A1 Steps Ahead– Radio Active 6:45
A2 Pumpkin And The Profile All-Stars– Here Comes That Beat! 6:50
A3 Herbie Hancock– Megamix
DJ Mix [Megamix] – D.ST.
DJ Mix [Megamix] – D.ST. 6:18
B1 Run-DMC– Sucker M.C.'s 3:15
B2 Key-Matic– Breakin' In Space 6:16
B3 The VHB– Beethoven's Fifth (Street) Symphony 7:03
B4 Cybotron– Techno City 6:55
Run-DMC had the,... not-so....,Bright idea of fusing Hip Hop with white Rock.
At the time (1983) I was blissfully innocent of Aerosmith's existence and the pure liquid evil of their frankly Fucking awful sub-Zep rip off of Led Zep.Who the fuck was that dick breaking through the wall on the set of the "Walk This Way" video. This Cunt was allegedly exceedingly famous on American FM (stands for Fuck me!) radio.Nestling, all cosey-like,in the sweaty armpits of Page and Plant.In between shagging under-age girls,and bumming a few easily impressed male American idiots.
I Humbly apologize to America that four English sex abusers were allowed to come over to your fine land and wreak such unforgivable havoc......er...well....on second thoughts, i'm not sorry at all actually.They can all go Fuck themselves,which they probably do.
Remember this is the land of Harvey Wankstain and Geoffrey Underpant Stain after all.Not forgetting Human Trafficker and honorary american idiotesse Jisslaine Max Swell.....most of whom were arrested for....wait for it....handling Swollen Goods;-)
So RUN-DMC are indeed the inspiration, if inspiration is the appropriate word for the downright blight on humanity for such unholy Hybrids as Funky Metal,Rap Metal,Limp Biscuit and the Bestiality Boys early years...Just think, no Fred Durst!..(sigh)...I hear no apology,or invoking of the fifth amendment right to silence on the grounds that Donald Trump may incriminate himself.. I wish someone had invoked the Right To Silence when Aerosmith came through that cardboard wall back in '86.
Apart from the unfortunate influence of RUN-DMC.....what are they doing on this comp anyway?.....we get three of yer DJ's standard stunts, three times,....yes the MEGAMIX! One of 'em done for us by none other than the godfather's cousin's best mate of Electro himself...Herbie Handoncock.
This one,Electro 4, sounds a tad more charty than the others in the series,but certainly still gets those toes-a-tapping.....if you're drunk enough.
A1 Steps Ahead– Radio Active 6:45
A2 Pumpkin And The Profile All-Stars– Here Comes That Beat! 6:50
A3 Herbie Hancock– Megamix
DJ Mix [Megamix] – D.ST.
DJ Mix [Megamix] – D.ST. 6:18
B1 Run-DMC– Sucker M.C.'s 3:15
B2 Key-Matic– Breakin' In Space 6:16
B3 The VHB– Beethoven's Fifth (Street) Symphony 7:03
B4 Cybotron– Techno City 6:55

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