Wednesday, 25 March 2026

Phuture – "We Are Phuture" - (Trax Records – TX165) 1988


Well, these Acid House pioneers didn't get where they are today through sleeve art alone,or lack of there in, but, for a brief moment they were certainly the Phuture of the Future and their questionable legacy seems to live beyond eternity.Out-living the clubs which are closing down at variable and increasing rates.
Surveys show that persons over 65 were far more likely to go out partying than Gen Z, who stay indoors, with a handful of chums a PS4 and a board game. They are deaf to music,blind to booze and drugs and sex, and think that being an AI'ed Hollywood star is an attainable dream,where no work is actually required to get there.
We parent types have fucked up another generation of entitled kids.
This was the Phuture ,however Dystopian,but it's out there, NOW.Waiting to fuck you up.
Basically We ARE all Fucked!
My 'good' advice to Gen Zed, is embrace the drugs,cigarettes and alcohol before its already too late, and have some illicit fun for once in your sad and dismal existences FFS!

Tracklist:

A We Are Phuture 8:38
B1 Slam 5:40
B2 Spank-Spank 4:58

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

When in France, take up cycling. Ploughing up the Tourmalet, or the Mont Ventoux will change your breast size and might stop a girl menstruating. Whether it is healthy is another question. We, the elderly, smoked our lungs into tarred roads, so who are we to preach healthiness to the youth. Maybe, one day, a choice might be made, and as a french female winning the Tour de Femme, look at PFP breast size.

steevee said...

Great! Trax Records was notorious for ripping off its artists, so please post as music of their music as possible.

Anonymous said...

What a pity that your child has such a snide, reactionary, transphobic dickhead for a parent - a parent who is posting his child's sensitive personal business on the internet. But that's par for the course for a delusional clown-ass boomer like you. You're about as rebellious and cool as a box of stale crackers.

Jonny Zchivago said...

Indeed Stevee, there will be a few more coming up. 'Tis usually moi who gets accused for ripping off 'artists', so i shall bask in the floodlight of your approval.

Jonny Zchivago said...

I won't take the bait.
Was just being honest 'tis all. Apart from that i agree with you.
Consider myself suitably admonished.
I will adjust the post accordingly.

Jonny Zchivago said...

Well, I do live in France, have a bicycle, but don't wanna increase my breast size.However, my girlfriend only has one due to a certain life saving operation,so maybe I'll risk it and go cycling with her? Anti-Cancer drugs definitely stop the menstruation process,even though she smokes two packs a day......not a good idea despite the Woody Allen move,"Sleeper) claiming otherwise. Dunno about Mont Ventoux though?....the ventoux suction device was used in the birth of my Kid.....an horrific process indeed.How that doesn't damage a babies brain I don't know!