As aural spam, or even astral spam, are a major source of material in the Astral Social Club. I thought I wouldn't waste your time with my silly opinions and review this album using more Spam from my junk folder. You've already had advice on enlarging your organ, so now I bring you an opportunity to be richer than your wildest dreams and massively sucessful by doing precisely....Nothing. Except making a quick Whats-App call to join the Illuminati. I did it, and now i'm penniless after The 'Illuminati' emptied my bank account, and ordered a massive plasma screen Television from Amazon in my name.
I'm sure that was just some kind of bureaucratic error, so if you want $600,000 US Dollars and a Golden Ring!!!...yes, a ring I said! Then read this important message:
"WELCOME TO THE GREAT TEMPLE OF RICHES,FAME AND POWERS. Are you a business man or woman, politician, musician,pastor,lawyer,actor,actress,banker,Footballer,doctor, engineer, model,graduate, student,seeking wisdom, fame,power, knowledge and wealth and you. want to be rich, powerful and be famous in life. You can achieve your dreams by being a member of the Great ILLUMINATI brother hood. With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish, if you really want to be a member of the great ILLUMINATI brother hood, Note: newly recruited members are entitled with 600,000 US Dollars , A Golden Ring, that will protect and guild you from enemies, and a free visa to United State Of America . Please will do not share blood. Kindly Email us on worldilluminaticentre@gmail.com or whats app us on +2349031652461"
Important Note:
I'm assuming you are supremely intelligent if you read this blog, so I trust you have not called that number.If you did, this is a disclaimer,as I am not responsible for anyone misunderstanding obvious satire.
I'm already in the Illuminati anyways...it ain't up to much.Never get christmas cards from the Rothschilds,and don't get the chance to order False Flag terrorist attacks....never!!! I'm thinking about sending my ring back. Anyone know their address?
Tracklisting:
1 Untitled 4:54
2 Untitled 12:40
3 Untitled 2:17
4 Untitled 3:05
5 Untitled 5:23
6 Untitled 6:45
7 Untitled 4:27
8 Untitled 4:16
9 Untitled 5:18
Tracklisting:
1 Untitled 4:54
2 Untitled 12:40
3 Untitled 2:17
4 Untitled 3:05
5 Untitled 5:23
6 Untitled 6:45
7 Untitled 4:27
8 Untitled 4:16
9 Untitled 5:18
20 comments:
This is the bit makes me yearn to join. It thrills me as a magnet thrills iron filings.
"Please will do not share blood."
aha, nice try!
i'm not giving out our address
Just heard that Roger Bunker passed away :( Saw him perform with his band Bunker OESO for the first time in May, 1979 and many, many times after that.... One of the true god-fathers of Rotterdam punk....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCgJ7sB1CJQ
Indeed Jonny Jewel, as their blood shares the same characteristics as Lizard Blood,its good advice not to share blood with reptiles in general....as a rule.
Sad to hear Bunker has left us. I'm still shocked that we're all gonna die.
Rex, aka The Illuminati...If you ain't giving me your address then what should I do with my Ring?...don't answer that!
Ha!..I e-mailed the illuminati man with this simple question:
Ok what do I have to do to be in the Illuminati?
Love Lancelot Rothschild III
...and here's the answer I received:
Re: Where my 600,000 Dollar
Micheal John
09:59 (1 hour ago)
to me
Join the Illuminati cult online today and get instant sum of 1 million dollar with free home anywhere you choose to live in the world and also get 250,000 dollars monthly as a salary and kindly fill the following information below.
Full name………………………………
Country…………………………………
State of origin……………………….
Date of birth………………………….
Sex……………………………………….
Address……………………………….
Phone…………………………………..
Email address………………………
Attach Scan I’d card,passport or driver license containing your full details Tell us little about yourself… Attach scan school certificate.. No dirty game,no sacrifices and No evil….is a cult of peace, big aim
I think its on the level, don't you? Can't wait for my million dollar!!!!LOL.
I sent my details back to them, I await a reply:
Full name…Lord Lancelot Rothchild III……………………………
Country…Disneyland………………………………
State of origin…Naked…………………….
Date of birth……30 Feb 2020…………………….
Sex…rarely…………………………………….
Address…1000000 Yellow Brick Road, OZ, Somewhere Over the Rainbow…………………………….
Phone…yes I have one………………………………..
Email address…what is E-mail?……………………
I have no passport, but i'll send you all my bank details instead,and the keys to my house.Is that ok?
Well they replied..looks like I'm gonna be in the Illuminati!????
"well thanks for the information and your details are perfectly OK ,and they had being forwarded to the temple council to have you register properly,
kindly note after your information had be registered successfully, a welcome message will send to you along with your membership code and the oath form which you will path take before we proceed to your initiation for you to become a full member and enjoy the full benefits of being a member of the brotherhood
kind regard "
See you in Hell Scummers!
I'm so excited for you Jonny!!!! A MILLION DOLLARS!!! And in the Illuminati!!!! YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Macron??? Don't look any further, Jonny is here!!!
How much of my newly acquired riches do you want Henk? Name your figure....i'm going after Macrons job....i'm gonna introduce a 15hour working week make Hip Hop illegal, and apply for France to join the United Kingdom. Mmmm this power thing makes me feel peculiar. I think i might turn into a Twat!
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I don't need any money, just build a wall oh Mighty One!
Take care, those invitations look like some bad fake.
The ring must return on the B-side of the moon.
The access is under the Kheops pyramid in Egypt.
You have to contact "Vanessa" at Le Caire,
Bar Lulu, in front of Sheraton hotel.
Your code name: kisskiss_bisoubisou
You have one month until the next equinox,
after you'll have to pay interests....
Thank you to play with us and good luck.
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us or email
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fill in the following as well-:
NAME....................
NEXT OF KIN...................
ADDRESS.................
MARITAL STATUS.............
COUNTRY.........
STATE..................
OCCUPATION................
MOBILE LINE............
A NEW MEMBER WILL GIVEN THE SUM OF
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PART OF THE WORLD. NOTE: WE ARE NOT FORCING
ANYBODY FOR THIS. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED
PLEASE DON'T APPLY
He He He!....can i have a house in Detroit or Syria please Greg Adolf?
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