After having witnessed Lady GaGa delivering her vomit inducing acceptance speech at the Oscars,I can forward the good news to Neil Campbell, that never giving up will inevitably lead to winning an Oscar? GaGa informs us that after all those years of her back-breaking toil, the hard work has paid off. Let that nugget of information ring melodiously in the ears of fruit pickers and building labourers everywhere. When you get home after a 14 hour day, to eat yer baked beans, and rest your totally fucked back, remember that Lady Gaga has been working hard too you selfish bleeders. Those days when Lady G's lickle fingers were sore from playing her piano for a full half an hour, non-stop, then maybe another half an hour later , must have been sheer hell. And theres you, lording it with your feet up, eating the beans you got from the food bank, complaining about your health problems when poor millionaire celebrities have had to cope with the stress of doing the thing they love as a career,and working a couple of months in the year, at the mercy of those harsh razor tongued critics.
I doubt Neil Campbell would call what he does as 'Hard', but he will never give it up, and like Gaga will one day win an Oscar for best 'original song'.That would probably make me watch this sickening self-congratulatory back-slapping atrocity exhibition for once.
Oh Yeah, by the way Gaga, your so-called 'Original Song',in a film which is a remake of a remake of a remake, is fucking shit.
At the end of the day, who do you want in your nuclear bunker when the balloon goes up, a useless song and dance celebrity, or the fruit-picker with the fucked back?....thats right, Lady Gaga. As long as she brings some champagne,and signs my Flock Of Seagulls CD.
Giggle,giggle,I'm so excited,I can't wait for the next war.
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4 comments:
Bloody fucking hell!!! Thanks for making me puke all over my bed Jonny! And it wasn't even the video, it was the comments!!! "I'm crying, but in a good way, love you Lady Gaga".... "Now think of her in a dress made out of meat, she has grown so much".... How do I erase this from my memory???
Its a scar that will never heal i'm afraid. Its probably easier to erase lady Goo Goo...in fact preferable.She'd never win an oscar for that awful acting, as if she was ever so humble and shocked. As for those human skidmarks around her,maybe they should be the source of the meat for a new dress for gaga at the next awards ceremony where super rich scumbags congratulate each other for not being US!
Your review reminds me why I've taken the opportunity to avoid the Oscars for the last 45 years. All those poor suffering celebrity whores struggling for their 'art' is simply too much suffering for me to bear. Thank god for Propofol. May they all imbibe Michael Jackson sized doses. If only he had before dittleing all those little boys....
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