Tuesday, 28 October 2025

Himukalt – "Sex Worker" (Total Black – 122) 2019



 

y'know wot, if this modern Industrial stuff was released in the seventies or eighties it'd be labelled as the Industrial Revival,and all the kids would be into it without knowing it was originally done many years ago;but instead of it only spanning a single decade,it becomes forty years after the fact.Nothing wrong with that of course,but no-one labels Ludwig Van's work as classical revivalist over the many decades its been played to death,and is still going strong.....proper music that innit?
Himukalt is the work of Ester Kärkkäinen.It says here that She uses noise, voice, electronics, xerox. replication and reproduction of the body through sound via desire, lust, hostility, rage, mania, depression, blood, flesh.......hmmm,never heard of any of that before have we.Well, except for all of it, all the time and everywhere.
Again, nothing wrong with that, just don't bore us shitless with any yawn-some explanation.Never....repeat,NEVER explain your "Art"....NEVER!
However, the main reason we're here is because all this lovely industrial noize was made by that rare beast in the Industrial smorgasbord, a pretty young lady....as revealed in the blurb bollocks above.
My patronizing tone might get the blood boiling of a handful of male too woke to poke, stalkers,as they use feminism as a crafty tactic,to extort themselves into the fairer gender's underpants before you can say "will we be married on the morrow you delightful creature".
As a 'bloke' myself,I can guarantee any of the male gender type who purports to be a feminist sympathizer, is deep down, a rapist,or one of them weaponized Incels again.
Stand clear and re-identify in a modern stylee as non-binary and push mankind's wheelchair off the cliff of extinction........I suppose, using my own criteria for definition this makes me a potential rapist?.....at best, a creep. Fair enuff, I can take it.
As regards the use of the word(s) "Sex Worker",in the woke-a-bye world of right-on-ness,this has replaced the very accurate term, Prostitute,so as not to offend er....Sex Workers.I'm sure this has made their lives a whole lot better,as they are slowly accepted into society....not.
Of course we are ALL prostitutes,but we are not ALL Sex Workers.
I did have a Pop Group T-shirt back in day,that my mother refused to Iron.....yes in the eighties Ironing was still a task taken up by only those with XX chromosomes.....the XY version of the female genome, shows very little interest in Ironing,or indeed,and controversially, Football. In fact I have grown to hate Football too,or more accurately, Modern Football.....but I don't hate modern Sex Workers, whose services should be provided,free, by the NHS.....if that happened I guarantee that Rape,Sexual assault and most murders would disappear,almost overnight.Psychiatrists agree.
In addition,the removal of the monetary system would further reduce the remainder of the murder stats to a healthy looking zero.
There you go, just one innocent Sex Worker cassette and we've just eradicated most global violent crime......Next up, how the humble cassette cured world hunger. 

Tracklist:

A1 Puncture / Punishment
A2 Interlude 1
A3 Nothing But Contempt For Her
A4 Transactional
B1 Interlude 2
B2 Cold And Empty
B3 Interlude 3
B4 No Safe Distance

Saturday, 25 October 2025

Smut – "Incomplete Chaos" (Turgid Animal Cd-r– 0000000) 2014

This is a modern one!It being released after 2010,and is one of those horrible CD-r things,and gets even more modern as its creator is a lovely young lady called Lucy Johnson.......sorry lads, No Pictures.Y'all will have to make do with vintage photographs of Kingston upon Hull riviera industrial royalty Cosey Fanni Tutti.....and believe me she don't look like wot she used to no more.

There have been unsurprisingly few charming Vixens in the Industrial realm,mainly because they are surrounded by members of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.Otherwise known as self-identified incels who use the internet to find anonymous support, and listen to either Doom Metal or the darker side of Industrial noise.......this may,or may not be You?.....but Phwaoooar eh? A young lady making creepy doom laden ambient droning noise?? What more could a lonely Incel,which,by the way is a portmanteau of involuntarily celibate, wish for.Someone to stalk to?

(The sound of distant thudding)Shit, someone's banging on my door again in a Police stylee.

Tracklist:

1 Mother Shipton
2 A Grandeur In The Beatings Of The Heart
3 G&G
4 Tramadol 4am
5 Blood Moon