Wednesday, 6 September 2023

Melvins – "A Tribute To The Jam" (Amphetamine Reptile Records – Scale 137) 2015


A Sludge Metal tribute to punky mod-revivalists,The Jam,from the days when they were rather good....ie 1977.
Fertile ground for American Sludgers to marvel at the British ability to say the word 'Fuck' and frighten the pure living shite out of ya.
Buzz Melvin has obviously studied the culture of the British Hooligan to a level where he,and fellow Melvins, can Satirise this alien Yob rock to a point that would convince any american,and most members of Rancid, that they were listening to some unknown versions by The Cockney Rejects.Oi!Oi!
Of course its merely an impression,rather than a facsimile of Paul Wellers' thuggish threesome,and pulled off with not a small amount of fahkin humour.
The Jam, not previously known for infiltrating any part of the United States,must have leeched through the intransigence and miscomprehension onto the young Buzz's record player at some formative stage of the young Osbourne's musical miseducation.And one must agree that the Jam's Debut,"In The City",was particularly brutal,and was not too far removed from experiencing and receiving a damn good kicking from rival gangs of "Bovver Boys" and skin'eads after a relaxing saturday afternoon's violence on the crumbling football terraces of crumbling seventies Britain....as portrayed  in the medium of song.
Just like pop music,it took the rest of the world decades to catch up with Bovver Culture,long after it had died in the motherland.
Ahhh! the fear crackled and fizzed in the charged atmosphere like rogue power cables twisting like Fahkin Eels in the winter evening sky. Without the malevolent influence of English Association Football,British Bovver-Rock would never have put the boot into the staid music factory of the early seventies,and give us the most over-looked roots of yer Punk Rock.....no Footy, No Slade,...No Slade...No Ramones and No Jam....No Jam, No Melvins?????....maybe not, but, as it seems...Maybe?
No football in Woking,birthplace of the Modfather himself, though,so Weller must have got it all from watching Match of the Day and News at Ten?
This single is but one of nine released under the name of "Thee 9 Clowns Of The Apocalypse" series of tribute singles,which included many of their and our own fav groups of yesteryear, such as Queen, Roxy Music and, oh no not them again!... Throbbing Gristle.
One of the better covers collection one might say?...Oi!


Tracklist:

A1 Art School

B1 Modern World
B2 Batman

DOWNLOAD a toast to the jam on toast HERE!

5 comments:

D.DC said...

Thanks! Never knew this existed!

Muddy Mike said...

Me neither ! More Three Clowns tributes / singles pretty fahkin' please...

Jonny Zchivago said...

@muddy Mike...how could i Fahkin' refuse yoo kant.
its 9 Klahn's innit

Anonymous said...

Melvins also covered Sweet and Tender Hooligan, but were scared shitless once Stephen entered their squat in Santa Monica with a boxcutter in one hand and a bottle of cheap Napa County Rose in another. He only wanted to jam, but those "sludge" boys were always too soft.

Jonny Zchivago said...

Careful what you say...Morrisey has connections!