Monday, 23 March 2026

Various Artists– "Street Sounds-Electro 10" (Street Sounds – ELCST 10) 1985


Did I say Don't Mention The WAR!??
Is this record a warning from History, or did a Hip Hop Nostradamus write these dope lyrics?
"Star Raid" is an obvious reference to ballistic missiles passing through Space in a sub earth orbit raining down on Europe's civilian Infrastructure.....its all so clear to me now.
OMG! aka Oh.My.Allan, we're all gonna DIE.....AGAIN!?
Of course, Allan's radical Hip-Hop Cleric Brother from another mother ,has no father,has no Halo in a coat of many colours. The parthenagenecally created Divine D.J. Born Supreme Allah, is destined to be the Iranian lead monkey to actually press the GO! button that carries all that notorious,hiding, WMD-grade 60% pure Uranium sellotaped to the back of one of those imaginary long range missiles aimed at Diego Garcia, destroying 25% of the US Fleet in the process, and causing enough Fall-Out to bleach the Maldives clean of all foreign interference....for good!
After all,original prophecy-boy himself,D.J. Nostradamus, predicted a 7 month War in the Middle East.....can't see that happening can you?.....then comes the predictions greatest HIT,Rivers of Blood....pull the other one Nosher.....and then....Oh No!..a swarm of Bees....which is an obvious reference to the Drones.....no not the bandwagon jumping Punk group 'The Drones' from Manchester,UK, '77;...i'm talking weaponized Drones here, the ones that have been pummeling everyone east of the Mason-Dixon line, or Poland, since the start of the Ukraine war.
This is all a Proven FACT!......ask Donald Trump, He's known all this since way back before The Trump University started taking students money.
Well, it's gonna Kick Off innit.....OUCH! there goes my bone spurs again!
You better start Praying to his holiness the godlike'D.J. Born Supreme Allah' NOW!....or you will miss out on that coveted Martyrs death and, more importantly those 72 Virgins a martyr entering the kingdom of a christian free Heaven will receive. What happens to those innocent Lady-creatures I dread to imagine.....but Wait a minute!!!!?... aren't Virgins as shit in Bed as you are boys????
Come kindly nukes and rain down death and misery on the Oval Office.

Tracklist:

A1 Tricky Tee– Johnny The Fox
A2 Roxanne Shanté– Bite This
A3 The Dynamic Duo - Ft Knights Of The Turntables
A4 19th Fleet– Star Raid
B1 Run-D.M.C.– Together Forever
B2 M.C. Craig "G"– Transformer
B3 D.J. Born Supreme Allah– Two, Three, Break
B4 Freestyle– Don't Stop The Rock


2 comments:

Rapscallion said...

Well great googly moogly. My life goes into flux for a while, and I come back to find you've gone all homeboy on me recently. Which I approve of! I must hack through this series you have so kindly tossed us. Had a few back in the day but never really had the time to play with them much.

What I REALLY still want though is Paul Hardcastle's original Rainforest LP on Profile in either CD or digital form. I mean, it's only been 42 years now....

Jonny Zchivago said...

Most persons have an inner Homey to contend with. This shit was possibly the most DIY shit i've encountered,just lacking the charm and good looks of earlier incarnations of DIY Pop'n'Rock'n'Roll UK version. As long as i don't have to deal with a Rapper, I'm Happy.
Paul Hardcastle has a lot to answer for with that N.n.n.n.n.n.19 thang.....i'll see wot i can do.
I'll be doing D&B, drill'n'bass, and stuff like that soon.
Gud to have you back anyhow.