Various Artists – "Rise!" (Anal Probe – APIT49) 1985

 "Rise!" it says, like the last words of a dying revolutionary, like the fictional last words of Donald J. Trump.?....wishful thinking perhaps, but his last words should have been "Fight,Fight",when that sniper slightly grazed the ear of the Twatty Trumpster. This dick 'ead probably sees himself as some kind of american version of Che Guevara, but sadly the wrong sniper was allocated for the big orange bullseye himself.

I'm sailing rather close to the rocks with this subject matter.....people are getting visits from the FBI, and losing their jobs for saying the "wrong" thing in reference to the Charlie Kirk hit. That noble defender of 'Free Speech" himself, J D Vance has called for anyone making light of his pal's assassination to be reported to the relevant  authorities and dealt with accordingly. I thought that only happened in Europe,according to Jade-ster.

This administration has all the hallmarks of a revolution, with neighbors informing on each other,being told what to do by the fat gun toting bigot next-door, with Charlie Kirk's posthumous manifesto starting to be enforced. The shooter,whom,it turns out was in a gay relationship with and I quote, a biological male. Can therefore look forward to the first death by stoning execution in the USA...well...ever?.....to my knowledge anyway. Ironically,a unyielding advocate of the second amendment, Kirk proceeded to die by the sword he strongly argued for no matter how many children got in the way......MAGA endorsed collateral damage for the greater good.

I'm just waiting for my girlfriend....a biological female,.... to submit to me; according to the Gospel of Kirk......the new commandments.

This compilation tape, sounds like the torment that Charlie K isn't going through in that non-existent Hell the new stone-age has waiting for us.

To all our American Friends still there....Leave while you still can!

Or wait for ICE to add your name to the illegal Alien list,which is a much cheaper way to escape.I'm sure most European nations will welcome you...if you've got some money.

Tracklist:

A1 Comando Bruno– Brutbombaybruits
A2 Enhanta Bodler– Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Diamonds
A3 Irritant– Disection Fuck Up
A4 Comando Bruno– Reclamo Para Paseantes
A5 Pax Romana– Extract From Songs Of The Distorted Mind
B1 Pax Romana– Contd From Side One
B2 Comando Bruno– Los Descuidos De Marsha
B3 Enhanta Bodler – Another Extract From William Bennett In The Sky With Etc Et
B4 Irritant– Pitiless

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Various Artists – "Eat The Rich : A Benefit Tape For War On Want" (Anal Probe – 003) 1984

There's a certain Nazi's care about the impoverished kinda of vibe going down here. I'm certain there was little or no funds raised from this lo-fi mish mash of dark bedsit land dwelling noise-niks. Its like those geezers who prowl the streets on 'Children In Need' Day with a Bucket collecting donations,then pop down the pub to spend the 'winnings'; but i have strong reservations whether this so-called benefit 'War tape for 'War on Want'raised enough for half a lager,never mind helping Kids with Cancer. Its probably a not so clever attempt to make the Industrial artists on here look more acceptable to decent society. Just what War On Want need is a Charity record on 'Anal Probe' records...especially on Children In Need Night? What is acceptable to these ears,is the cotton wool in the ears muffled sound quality so beloved in the offices of 'Die or DIY?'.The ferric Oxide coated playback heads of your cassette player will love you for it. Especially enhancing the terrible UK82 contributions from Society's Victims, making it even crapper than it was in 1984. There's a few pretty ordinary but dull and dampened industrial droning soundscapes that please the ear,even with the ear plugs out, and the traditional appearance of BBC sound Effects volume 2,"Marching Soldiers(120bpm)"...yes the exact same one that was used on "Holidays In The Sun".Only outscored by " Breaking Glass",also on volume 2. A favourite for DIY Industrial acts everywhere. UnKommuniti had some chap from geek miesters Stereo Lab as a member,if you're interested, which you're probably not.Just filling up the space with meaningless factoids. Mass In Black sounded quite good anyway. Finishing on a comforting note: We will get our chance to Eat The Rich soon enough,when they are dragged out of their Bunkers by their own security staff,and turned over, Alive, to the baying mob. ENJOY!

Tracklist:

A1 Un-Kommuniti – Yog Introduction
A2 Geschlekt Akt– The Slave
A3 Brides Of Christ II – The Tongues Of Boys And Girls
A4 Societys Victims – Reject Religion
A5 Opera For Infantry– Self Discipline
A6 Cause For Concern– Psyckick Pillocks
A7 Dark Party – Night Nurse
A8 Mass Of Black– Invision
A9 Berlinerluft– Point 1
B1 Societys Victims– Army
B2 Dark Party – The Edge
B3 Kteis Sekret– Fleischhaken
B4 A-Void– Necropolis
B5 Opera For Infantry– Laughter For Drowned Men
B6 Mass Of Black– Overseer
B7 Un-Kommuniti– On The Washington Monument
B8 Pacific 231 – Useless Weapon (Extract)
B9 A-Void– God Is Dead

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The Grey Wolves – "Catholic Priests Fuck Children" (Open Wound CD-r) (1996)

 

Oooooh Controversial!I do like a bad taste album title I do. Anything from the Never Mind The Bollox school of potential litigation,such as Flux Of Pink Indians' "The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks" and the whole general area of being offensive for the sake of it and stuff.

Yeah Catholic Priests fuck kids, but they do get the rough end of the stick in shouldering the majority of the blame,Basically anyone,mostly male, in a position of responsibility involving children should be under surveillance 24-7.....or maybe 24-6,it is the Holy Day after all,give the kids and the priests the day off from all that unadulterated shagging. No sucking cocks on a Sunday said Moses as he descended the mountain hiding an erection.We'll leave that for the Jews and Muslims on Saturday.But of course, for us Secularists, Saturday is a traditional Holy day also, as its the pre-Sky TV window of opportunity to attend the Football match,sandwiched between visits to the Public House. Then cometh the middle to upper classes demographic who stole the working man's only means to entertain themselves before the Rock'n'Roll years popped up, leaving the Peasants with nothing else to do but a bit of saturday sodomy with the kids. Football has a lot to answer for,especially in failing to point out the many cases of sexual abuse perpetrated by football caches that have surfaced over the years.

So, nah all Priests ain't pedophiles,just most of them.

Breath deeply and relax to the mellow fuzzy Industrial Ambient noise and questionable politics of the Grey Wolves and feel grateful that you were never born into a Catholic household,and as a result of this good fortune were never fucked up,or Fucked up the Arse!....although knowing you lot,this is likely an attractive proposition.

Tracklist:

1 New Luddites 5:44
2 Beyond Hypocrisy 5:36
3 Turning The Tide 4:30
4 Breach Of Faith 5:17
5 Nothing Sacred 4:23
6 Skin Tight Orbit 4:00
7 State Of Siege 5:54
8 Deconstruction 5:17

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Sutcliffe Jügend – "When Pornography Is No Longer Enough" (Death Factory – DEATH-982) 1998

The living Jug End that is Kevin Tomkins's Whitehouse facsimile project named after the Truck driver from Leeds who had it in for a dozen or so Sex Workers,and looked remarkably like Odd-Bod from Carry On Screaming.I've been through this before on the excellent write up wot i wrote for "We Spit On Your Graves" so I won't bore you with anymore comedy look-a-likes.

There's no real reason to own more than one Sutcliffe Jugend album,they all sound exactly the same and exactly like Witehouse,same subject matter,same room emptying effect.

I found the Album Title amusing, especially in these days here in France when Porn Hub and associated sites, have pulled out,before you've pulled off,and left a disgruntled message where before there were pies full of flying Jissom hitting various parts of a naked young lady's body now there are none or Nun.(its coming to your town soon). 

So as a social experiment to discover what effect the lack of Pornography has on the Sex Crimes creamy pie chart.Either someones gonna get murdered,or those naughty teenage chaps are gonna display a new found respect for Ladies,and use their imaginations if they want a wank, and stop murdering and raping. I strongly suspect the murdering and the raping will likely increase somewhat. Chemical castration may indeed be the next refuge for the righteous,either that or just listen to Sutcliffe Jugend when you get a semi on,and that should put you off non-consensual sex for at least a week.The days of the "Dirty book" and brown paper bags are back.

"When Pornography Is no longer enough" we get Donald Trump and the moral maga-jority,putting a federal ban on unregistered consensual Sex,bringing The Handmaids Tale and 1984 combined, into a AI controlled reality.Strict control, by machine,aborting adult males by the millions,and enslaving the female population for the Catholic Priests and the powerful.That should solve the problem of those filthy criminals with the disgusting "Y" chromosome. "Y" indeed.....I think you know why........fuck this,I need a Wank!.....probably accompanied by track 3 I reckon?.....wait! There's someone at the door.....it's the Thought Police AGAIN!?

TRACKLIST:

1 When Pornography Is No Longer Enough. 2:04
2 First Victim : With Knife : Left To Die With Many Cuts 4:20
3 Second Victim : With Brutal Force : My Pleasure Your Pain 3:06
4 Third Victim : With Control : Message To The Mother 5:50
5 Fourth Victim : With Murderous Passion : Homage To De Sade 4:30
6 Fifth Victim : With Murderous Passion : Homage To De Sade 3:38
7 Sixth Victim : With Venomous Contempt : F. B. C. 4:20
8 Seventh Victim : With A Beauty Beyond Compare : Slow Torture 6:13

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In Slaughter Natives – "In Slaughter Natives" (Cold Meat Industry – CMI-04) 1988

Some bright spark calls this stuff ,and I quote,"Symphonic Industrial",but,Having never knowingly heard anything by Nine Inch Nails, this cassette ,released on the aforementioned 'Cold Meat Industries' label around the advent of Hard Electronic Industrial Rock,with a Gothic Wagnerian slant, is what I guess it sounded like;but like the argument put forward by many an envious American rock musician that only Americans can understand Rock'n'Roll.....i'm thinking self-important Art slobs like the late David Thomas here....well.....the same can be argued that Americans can't understand dark European evil either. Especially when Wagner and Gothic Marching music is concerned. 

Just as Rock'n'Roll is basically modern american Folk Music, equally Dark East European Industrial like this is a form of modern folk music too.Replacing the Appalachians for the Urals. The ugly American could never produce anything like Laibach or even Throbbing Gristle within a million extinction events. 

The result is Nine Inch Nails, and The Ministry,which i figure are in fact just Heavy Metal again......purely a British form of modern Industrial urban Folk,that gets constantly fucked up by our American Cousins. I'm talking Hair Metal here.

You just can't make traditional dark Industrial Metal from the urban wastelands of Birmingham,UK, in California,or replicate the claustrophobiz in the wide open spaces of  Texas with a Van Halen guitar solo.

Having said that, "In Slaughter Natives" are apparently Swedish ,which is just another word for German,or, Norman,or even Viking for that matter. These Scandinavians can do Metal extremely authentically. Which also includes, Thudding Hard Electronics such as this, which feels like one is receiving a damn good, and well deserved kicking if one turns it up a notch.

Dark Electronic God Gary Numan is back at number one ,so i am informed,by copying Nine Inch Nails apparently?......Please let me never hear this potential atrocity ever!

Anyway, we all know who invented Industrial Rock don't we?...yep....Killing Joke innit!?

Tracklisting:

A1 Death, Just Only Death... 5:24
A2 CHRIST 5:24
A3 Media 4:33
B1 Cryptic Slaughter 1:52
B2 Head 5:16
B3 Structure (See Circule Say Cube) 2:43
B4 Then Gothic 5:24

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Lille Roger – "For Life" (Konduktör Rekords – KR12) 1985

From the land that gave us ABBA,Volvo,IKEA,endless numbers of Punk bands that no-one'e ever heard of,neutrality in WW2,and virtually nothing else,we present 'Lille Roger' and his take on Old Skool industrial musick.

There'a song called Dachau (yawn),some German marching Band samples,tapes of American evangelists,a cover dedicated to a sadist, and lots of very attractive distorted electronic sounds.

Lille Roger, or Roger Karmanik, wisely avoids the most horrific subjects,by not mentioning the terminally awful rhyming dictionary rapists ABBA, whose only other connection to the old Skool is that Chris Carter of TG had an ABBA badge proudly, or Ironically(ha ha ha) pinned on his pullover....the Irony of that acktion completely flys over my confused little bonce.

Apparently this is the chap that started the Cold Meat Industries label....er.....well done?

Refreshingly crammed with Industrial cliché, its the type of Industrial music I listen to while i'm preparing the Fondue for my lower middle class nouveau riche guests. 

That's interwesting moozick Jonny, it that the Thex Pistols?.....to which I always reply, "Yes"and proceed to drop my bread in the cheese.....but,of course this is actually how second album Pistols should have sounded, so i wasn't entirely lying.

Next Up it's The Clash's greatest hits as interpreted by Vagina Dentata Organ.

Tracklist:

A1 Fighting For Freedom
A2 Is This Wrong?
A3 Thanks For The Memory
A4 My Hands Ain't Dirty
A5 Dada-Dead
A6 My Girl No. 2
A7 Dachau
B1 Blow On The Top
B2 We Are Too Much
B3 Don't Wanna Hurt You
B4 A Modified Method
B5 The Fist Of A Man
B6 Free At Last
B7 For Life

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Various Artists - "Cultural Terror Volume 1 and 2 (" a Zeal SS Sampler) (Zeal SS – .77) 1986

Well, i've never been more insulted in my life!?...these chaps seem to think Nazi's are great blokes, shocking. I've a good mind to phone the bizzies * (*a collective scouse noun for the police in Liverpool". The one man Power Electronics band, Con-Dom, used to grope female members of the ,admittedly very small, audience....until attitudes on such behaviour changed in recent years. His act would now result in serious jail time for sexual assault,all in the name of Shock Value......but that's Rock'n'Roll innit?

Most of the acts on this patience testing double C-60, spend most of their time being Whitehouse for five minutes or so,with seemingly very little interest in doing otherwise; ironic as William Bennett (the bloke in Whitehouse) himself has very little time for a few of the acts/bands featured on this exceedingly nasty compilation.

What my mother must have thought when she brought a cup of Tea up to my bedroom in the early 80's I'll never know. She seemed oblivious to the 'orrible racket emanating from these tapes,and other similar recordings of the time.Not as shocking as one may think.Similarly, my father seemed equally disinterested in the scraping and rumbling upstairs,even when one of Hitlers speeches blasted out of the noise and echoed down the street. No-one else seemed to give a Fuck either.....and y'know what I think they were right.

In the desperate struggle to achieve shock value ,the creators of this non-musicianly cacophony forgot one thing,'avoid being boring'.

I'm desensitized to noise in general,so for me,a subtle splash of melody here and there could only add to the Horror,like in a John Carpenter film......admittedly there are a couple of tracks which do have these qualities on here,but another thirty or so that certainly do not.

Don't let this put you off if you haven't yet been numbed to shock values.....exposure to such oscilloscope breaking phenomena is essential if you want to advance oneself in the subtler arts of music,and put the Roland space-echo and Hitlers' Speeches LP out to pasture.

Yeah,that's Right, I Like this tape.....a-lot.

I just wanna hear something I haven't heard before.
 

Tracklist:

Volume 1:

A1 ESP Kinetic– The Message Is No Message 4:21
A2 Stasis– Blurrb 2:14
A3 Der Verboten and Tabu – Untitled 3:01
A4 Ashenden– Corrosion 2:00
A5 -– A Return To Hohta 2:08
A6 Con-Dom– The Coming Of Christ 2:44
A7 Human Trapped Rhythms– And To Z With Human Trapped Rhythms 4:42
A8 Pax Romana– Songs Of The Distorted Mind 2:51
A9 The Grey Wolves– No New Jerusalem 3:48
A10 The Unkommunity– Sense Of Unmaking 3:54
B1 Irritant– The Disaster Area 4:00
B2 Ashenden– Catamite 2:45
B3 Con-Dom– Live Assault 1 & 4 3:15
B4 The Unkommunity– Dhol Chants 3:28
B5 La Otra Cara De Un Jardin– Brikolage 1:59
B6 White Hand– 2nd Edition 3:03
B7 Do Easy– Death In A Milan Square 3:30
B8 Ramleh And Irritant– Tomorrow We Live 9:57Volume 2:

 

Ramleh And Irritant– Tomorrow We Live 9:57
C1 C,llaaps– Plenty Of Pricks 3:53
C2 Comando Bruno– Clise Hermetico 2:10
C3 Bomb The Daynursery– William Bennett... 5:04
C4 Face In The Crowd - New 7th Music– Glider 2:25
C5 Adventures Of Twizzle– Krafty Whank 2:34
C6 Con-Dom– Calling All Aryans 2:04
C7 No Lie G.I.– Sin Loi Victor Charlie 3:40
C8 Aspisis– The Glory Of Punishment 1:10
C9 Apostles and Mesh – Visions Of The End 2:45
C10 The Unkommunity– Ex-Oblivione 2:14
C11 The Grey Wolves And Con-Dom– Intolerable 1:28
D1 Nails Ov Christ– Beat Of The Blood 4:42
D2 Con-Dom– Our Pleasure In The Pain 2:30
D3 Final– Inheritance 4:15
D4 Opera For Infantry– 20th Century Genocide 4:31
D5 Blacksirt Orch – Ode To The Young Men 4:03
D6 Kapotte Muziek– Gematria 1:01
D7 Nails Ov Christ– Dark Night Of The Soul 2:50
D8 Final– Execution Of The Will 6:22
D9 The Alternative – How Dare You 1:52

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